Carwash Demolition
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Four Litre

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2,174 posts

222 months

Thursday 4th June 2015
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Just a lesson for all here, maybe make some of you think twice. If anyone has any tips on revenge Im all ears.

Last weekend whilst juggling family responsibilities I was rushing to get my sons haircut and thought I would kill two birds with one stone. Parking in the local council carpark I decided to get my car (ISF) hoovered out and washed. Ive done this before on a few rare occasions, but the problem this time around was that I couldnt park in the right space for the job, so without thinking the manager asked for my keys. In a moment of madness I though, what could possibly go wrong??

Upon my return all was done, my car had been moved to another parking bay after they had finished, I had a quick look and gave the guy £20 even saying "keep the change". Only as the last words came from my mouth did I look at the back of my car to realise it had been reversed into what looked like a brick wall!.

At this point my brain was nearly heommoraging, and a sizable arguement then followed. To which ended up with him telling me he wasnt going to give me any insurance details and that he wasnt scared of me as I was a mutherfecker! He basically denied everything and around 10 of his fellow polski carwash men all stood there looking to back him up. I ended up calling the police who were unrefeshingly useless and said they were on the way as he had to give me his insurance details and it sounded like the situation was deteriorating which it was quickly.

After an hour of patient waiting, I called to find out that they werent coming as they had decided that crashing somebodies car and they pretty much offering them out when asked for insurance details is now acceptable in the UK 2015.

To make matters even better, he then said he would only talk to the police to which werent coming. This is a 'proper' established carwash who have quite a setup in a council carpark.

Ive pretty much accepted is my fault for trusting the low life w*nker, but apart from writing a stern letter to the council cant think theres anything else I can do apart from pay for the damage. I did force the guy to give me a receipt but that was half a$$ed and theres no way Im going through my insurance (Excess etc)

The best bit was the 12 year old police operator telling me to not approach him any more and to write to him requesting his details, which fell apart once I reminded them for the 20th time I cant write to a car park and he had just told me to go f*ck myself repeatedly.

So any tips on revenge would be most appreciated. The day ended off with me waiting in the car park for 3 hours arguing, trying to scare off customer and him telling me that my car was cr*p and that he has washed much better and had more powerful ones at home (WTF!?!) Maybe in poland this is how you exchange details after an accident?

Rule no.1 - Never for a split second trust anyone with your keys - EVER.

Rule no. 2 - If you ever have an accident and its your fault, tell the other party to f*ck off, maybe offer a fight? as as far as the police are concerned thats not a problem.

Edited by Four Litre on Thursday 4th June 17:03

KFC

3,687 posts

160 months

Thursday 4th June 2015
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Rule number 3 - don't use cheap immigrant car washes where there is likely to be zero comeback if the unfortunate does happen?

ManFromDelmonte

2,744 posts

210 months

Thursday 4th June 2015
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Rule number 4 - No Smoking

dxg

10,804 posts

290 months

Thursday 4th June 2015
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rule number 5 = bunnies.

however, they must be legally incorporated if the council has rented them the space. i would be surprised if the council did not insist on them carrying public liability insurance and had details of it...

loose cannon

6,058 posts

271 months

Thursday 4th June 2015
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Rule 7, phone crime stoppers and tell them about all the illegal dealing's going on down there whistle

Cyberprog

2,326 posts

213 months

Thursday 4th June 2015
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Write to the council, they will have his business details and likely a copy of his public liability insurance.

ging84

9,548 posts

176 months

Thursday 4th June 2015
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you are not going to get far never trusting anyone else with your keys, guess you could always buy new cars so you never have to have it MOTed, but then you have to worry about recalls or faults that need to be fixed under warranty.


73mark

774 posts

157 months

Thursday 4th June 2015
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Follow him home,he's got better cars at home as he said.

GC8

19,910 posts

220 months

Thursday 4th June 2015
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And when you decide what to do, do not tell anyone about it and turn off your mobile phone.

Autopilot

1,340 posts

214 months

Thursday 4th June 2015
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Hide frozen sausages in all the cars they clean and let the badgers and foxes do the rest?

Joking aside, if that were me...and I'm not a particularly angry person, but wouldn't put up with this type of crap as it does wind me up, I'd make signs up and all sorts warning people of the fact they trashed your car.

Local facebook groups, newspapers, all of them, they'd all hear about it and I wouldn't stop until they couldn't operate there anymore.

I'd like to retract that statement about not being angry!!

Dan_1981

18,117 posts

229 months

Thursday 4th June 2015
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No Petting.

Mr GrimNasty

8,172 posts

200 months

Thursday 4th June 2015
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If they are acting with council consent then the council will have a file copy of their insurance certificate.

Interesting FOI exchange.

https://www.whatdotheyknow.com/request/car_wash_op...

rohrl

8,984 posts

175 months

Thursday 4th June 2015
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Rule 34 - If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.

robinessex

12,036 posts

211 months

Thursday 4th June 2015
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I would borrow this, and take it to the car wash. Graet pity if you aren't a very good driver of course, and had a few incidents.


maurauth

749 posts

200 months

Thursday 4th June 2015
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Agree with the above, review them everywhere you can including photos of damage, as many local groups, facebook etc.

Google bomb them if their car wash has a name, keep posting it's name with bad reviews on multiple forums etc.

If you can get their info then small claims or as above through the council.

Do up some fliers and business cards about them being st (quite a few companies online will do a small amount 200 or so for free) and give them out, put under people's wipers around the car wash.

Decide if you are going to do anything illegal, if not post their company details in this thread and I'm sure some might help you Google bomb them.

Whenever you go to that car park put posters up all over the inside of your car windows about how st they are and park right infront / next to them.

The realms of possibility are endless if you're creative and have a bit of time on your hands every now and then.

Maybe your car breaks down in front of the entrance of their car wash on a busy day and you've got to wait for the AA to help move it.

hunton69

674 posts

167 months

Thursday 4th June 2015
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That is one reason I don't use car wash business.

One of my private hire vehicles that I rent out was written off last year by a car cleaning business. Unknown to me the driver had an interior valet done on a caravelle. When he got it back the inside was soaking wet. 2 days later once it had dried out the locks started to play up. 3 weeks later the vehicle locked it self and wouldn't unlock.
2 garages later including a main dealer the repairs were going to be more than the 4 grand the vehicle was worth.
We found out later (but the cleaning company denied it) they had power the washed the inside not knowing that there are lots of electrical bits under the drivers seat.





maurauth

749 posts

200 months

Thursday 4th June 2015
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If you're feeling more vindictive then maybe some local scroat must have gone round in the night / on their lunch break and cut all the hoses on their pressure washers, cables on their vacuums, pierced a hole in the bottom of their detergent pump bottles etc

Would be a right shame if someone gave the local crack head 50 quid for their duty to the local community in assisting the car wash with their maintenance schedule.

anonymous-user

84 months

Thursday 4th June 2015
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get cctv fortage

Crafty_

14,191 posts

230 months

Thursday 4th June 2015
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Legally park the car in the car park in a prominent space with a big sign in the back that says "Dodgy Egor's car wash did this to my car".


KFC

3,687 posts

160 months

Thursday 4th June 2015
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maurauth said:
Agree with the above, review them everywhere you can including photos of damage, as many local groups, facebook etc.

Google bomb them if their car wash has a name, keep posting it's name with bad reviews on multiple forums etc.

If you can get their info then small claims or as above through the council.

Do up some fliers and business cards about them being st (quite a few companies online will do a small amount 200 or so for free) and give them out, put under people's wipers around the car wash.
Yes, this couldn't possibly go wrong against a bunch of Poles running a car wash, who've already threatened violence laugh


The OP is obviously not suited to dealing with it in an illegal, nasty manner. If he was, he'd have done it rather than cried online to strangers. I'm not saying thats necessarily a bad thing... he's the native brit with the nice car, presumably a real job and everything else. He's not going to win a nasty campaign against a bunch of pig ignorant Polish immigrants who wash cars for a living is he?

Claim your insurance (or fix it yourself) and go with the sensible option of moving on. And being far more careful who you let clean your car in the future.