Who ate all the biscuits ?

[sparkythecat]

A year long investigation into the alleged misappropriation of a part eaten packet of biscuits......in the police station.

A years investigation into the sort of playground incident that should have taken 5 minutes to be dealt with.

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/pc-taken-off...

Some good humour in the comments section

[foxbody-87]

The police seriously need to breakaway from this kind of bad publicity.

[Short Grain]

sparkythecat said:

A year long investigation into the alleged misappropriation of a part eaten packet of biscuits......in the police station.

A years investigation into the sort of playground incident that should have taken 5 minutes to be dealt with.

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/pc-taken-off...

Some good humour in the comments section

So the 'colleague' whose biscuits were eaten by other colleagues must have made a complaint for in investigation to start. Why not just accept another packet rather than waste £££ on this. Wonder how his colleagues now view Him?

[Bristol spark]

Wow i was under the impression an opened unattended packed of biscuits are fair game

[Tango13]

Short Grain said:

Wonder how his colleagues now view Him?

As a bit of a Hobnob I'd imagine...

[dudleybloke]

Bristol spark said:

Wow i was under the impression an opened unattended packed of biscuits are fair game

This!
Use them or lose them!

[Short Grain]

Tango13 said:

Short Grain said:

Wonder how his colleagues now view Him?

As a bit of a Hobnob I'd imagine...

Maybe more of a Borebon

[Cold]

Was it stealing or not? If so, why can't they solve this crime? Will the brewery based drinking event ever actually be organised?

[mikeveal]

It was probably just childless bald Gazzer again.

"Oi Baldy Gary! I said Baldy Gary! Baldy Gary, you Jaffa! 'ave you been putting your thieving chocolate fingers where you shouldn't again? Rich is getting 'imself in a right Viennese whirl about 'is missing biscuits. Those biscuits belonged to Rich. Tea can be drunk without a saltine ya' know. Next time go and see Cook. 'e's got some you can scoff without driving the rest of us crackers.

Now madam, you say your luggage was stolen on a return flight from where was it? Oh, Rio eh, Nice there was it?"

[Shakermaker]

foxbody-87 said:

The police seriously need to breakaway from this kind of bad publicity.

That comment is Gold.

[cbmotorsport]

If we had an investigation every time an item of food went missing in this office, we'd be out of business.

We still haven't found the person who takes a single bite out of any sandwich left in the fridge, wraps them back up and puts them back. Investigation ongoing.

[Pica-Pica]

Never mind all that - who ate all the pies? (No, I don't want the response, I AM trying to lose weight)