An old copy of Razzle vs. an envelope stuffed with money

[numtumfutunch]

Well surprisingly if you find either of these on the pavement you only need to hand one into your local Police station.

https://www.southyorks.police.uk/contact-us/tell-u...

[hutchst]

Seems like a worthwhile deal, to save the cost of one admin person for half a day a week across the whole county. I'm sure all the scrotes and pushers are quaking at the prospect of increased presence on the mean streets as a result.

[gazza285]

I'd need a local police station first.

[Willy Nilly]

It doesn't say what to do if your grumble either gets stolen or you lose it

[deckster]

Surely a genuine copy of Razzle is a valuable historical artifact these days, so absolutely I'd want it handed in. Irreplaceable!

[Graveworm]

I found it in the street just became a much more reasonable defence - not to mention an easier than ever one off ticket for money laundering.

[Graveworm]

Willy Nilly said:

It doesn't say what to do if your grumble either gets stolen or you lose it

The only slang meaning I know for grumble, whilst not something I personally have, is not something it's easy to lose or get stolen I must be out of touch. ..

[konark]

It seems South Yorkshire Police can't even spell licence. Then again, what can they do right?

[timbo999]

Thinks Razzle is pornographic... must have no access to the internet and led a sheltered life...

[Shuvi McTupya]

I am amazed that cash is not included in that list!!

Not so surprised that the cops are looking for free drugs and porn though.

[vaderface]

konark said:

It seems South Yorkshire Police can't even spell licence. Then again, what can they do right?

They can send out speeding NIP,S right unfortunately.

[anonymous-user]

Good. A waste of time reduced.

[bigmowley]

Reminds me of an incident a couple of years ago. We bought the old village police station as a development site. Complete with 2 cells, flag floors and the original front desk and office. In said office was a very large heavy set of wooden shelves from floor to almost ceiling. While ripping these out a fine collection of late 70's grumble mags was discovered right at the top between the shelves and the ceiling. Obviously not a lot to do on a night shift in the sleepy village cop shop. Best of all one of the mags was a fine copy of Razzle which featured a splendid set of "French" twins the very same mag that I had "enjoyed" many times in my formative years. It almost brought a tear to my eyes. I will admit to a quick Tommy Tank just for old times sake after hours obvs

[speedking31]

konark said:

It seems South Yorkshire Police can't even spell licence. Then again, what can they do right?

They have spelled it correctly, but you wouldn't report to the DVLA, rather the authorities in whichever state the license was issued