Want to play detective?
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adam quantrill

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11,679 posts

271 months

Tuesday 14th January 2020
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Some nurk did a hit and run on the wife's car last night. But they came off worse than us, I suspect, and also left parts of their bumper behind.

So - can you identify this? It might be a body kit.








You can PM me if you'd prefer not to dob your mate in in public! smile

adam quantrill

Original Poster:

11,679 posts

271 months

Tuesday 14th January 2020
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Some more bits identified under the lab microscope ;^)





Second one looks like part numbers?

zombeh

695 posts

216 months

Tuesday 14th January 2020
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It is and if you put those part numbers into a search engine of your choice you find it's the right hand front fog light grille from a 1 series BMW

Tyre Smoke

23,018 posts

290 months

Tuesday 14th January 2020
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It's a bit of trim from a BMW by the look of it.

What are you going to do with the information when some nerd tells you it's from a 1998-2002 3 series with the rare Irmscher flap that was only on two hundred right hand drive models fitted with the seats from a 5 series and the wheels from the convertible?

daddy cool

4,107 posts

258 months

Tuesday 14th January 2020
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I was an advisor on the TV show CSI, so im happy to help. Let me see if I can clean up the image a bit to find the perp:







adam quantrill

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11,679 posts

271 months

Tuesday 14th January 2020
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Lol.

Strangely from the impact it was on the nearside though of the other car.

But my parts search cam up with right hand side. Mysterious.

Pica-Pica

16,581 posts

113 months

Tuesday 14th January 2020
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zombeh said:
It is and if you put those part numbers into a search engine of your choice you find it's the right hand front fog light grille from a 1 series BMW
Absolutely

https://www.realoem.com/bmw/enUS/showparts?id=2R11...

adam quantrill

Original Poster:

11,679 posts

271 months

Tuesday 14th January 2020
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That also shows right hand side.

Anyone familiar with BMW genuine parts - are the bits I swept up OEM, or genuine dealer?

Tyre Smoke said:
What are you going to do with the information when some nerd tells you it's from a 1998-2002 3 series with the rare Irmscher flap that was only on two hundred right hand drive models fitted with the seats from a 5 series and the wheels from the convertible?
I will invite them into my "mind palace" ;^)


adam quantrill

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11,679 posts

271 months

Tuesday 14th January 2020
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Well, luckily I work quite near Elm's cambridge so a foray to their parts department was in order this lunchtime.

The very helpful chap confirmed the part is indeed off a BMW 1 series 2015-18 and not only that it's a genuine BMW part not OEM. The bumper is colour-coded for a black car.

This fits in with the date code I found. It's also from the RHS of the car for sure.

Watson - pass me my syringe and leather belt....

PushedDover

7,503 posts

82 months

Tuesday 14th January 2020
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daddy cool said:
I was an advisor on the TV show CSI, so im happy to help. Let me see if I can clean up the image a bit to find the perp:






roflroflrofl

GT72

6,806 posts

208 months

Tuesday 14th January 2020
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adam quantrill said:
Well, luckily I work quite near Elm's cambridge so a foray to their parts department was in order this lunchtime.

The very helpful chap confirmed the part is indeed off a BMW 1 series 2015-18 and not only that it's a genuine BMW part not OEM. The bumper is colour-coded for a black car.

This fits in with the date code I found. It's also from the RHS of the car for sure.

Watson - pass me my syringe and leather belt....
Well, you've got them banged to rights. With the perpetrator identified, isn't this the point where you bring in the police to have him, her or it arrested. "Officer you need to arrest every owner of a BMW 1 series 2015-18 in the world and sweat them until they sing like a canary".

adam quantrill

Original Poster:

11,679 posts

271 months

Tuesday 14th January 2020
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Sort of but I have other parts of his bumper that will fit in his/her hole - like you tore a £20 in half, each half only matches the other, so they just need to narrow it down to black BMW 1's with busted up front bumpers, and I can do the rest.

Hol

9,316 posts

229 months

Tuesday 14th January 2020
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GT72 said:
adam quantrill said:
Well, luckily I work quite near Elm's cambridge so a foray to their parts department was in order this lunchtime.

The very helpful chap confirmed the part is indeed off a BMW 1 series 2015-18 and not only that it's a genuine BMW part not OEM. The bumper is colour-coded for a black car.

This fits in with the date code I found. It's also from the RHS of the car for sure.

Watson - pass me my syringe and leather belt....
Well, you've got them banged to rights. With the perpetrator identified, isn't this the point where you bring in the police to have him, her or it arrested. "Officer you need to arrest every owner of a BMW 1 series 2015-18 in the world and sweat them until they sing like a canary".
Surely the correct form of interrogation is to drizzle jif lemon juice on their buttocks and when they enquire why.... simply smile and say...




… Lemon Entry, dear suspect....Lemon Entry

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GT72

6,806 posts

208 months

Tuesday 14th January 2020
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adam quantrill said:
and I can do the rest.
What exactly would that entail?

TurboHatchback

4,236 posts

182 months

Tuesday 14th January 2020
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adam quantrill said:
Sort of but I have other parts of his bumper that will fit in his/her hole - like you tore a £20 in half, each half only matches the other, so they just need to narrow it down to black BMW 1's with busted up front bumpers, and I can do the rest.
I think you are wildly overestimating the police there, unless somebody was killed or a non PC compliant statement was posted on twitter they won't do a thing. There is precisely zero chance of them being interested in this.

Where did this incident occur? If it was in a residential road it's highly likely that they are local or were visiting local people so a scout round the area armed with the knowledge of what type of car it was might locate the perp.

WinstonWolf

72,863 posts

268 months

Tuesday 14th January 2020
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adam quantrill said:
Well, luckily I work quite near Elm's cambridge so a foray to their parts department was in order this lunchtime.

The very helpful chap confirmed the part is indeed off a BMW 1 series 2015-18 and not only that it's a genuine BMW part not OEM. The bumper is colour-coded for a black car.

This fits in with the date code I found. It's also from the RHS of the car for sure.

Watson - pass me my syringe and leather belt....
"Sold many lately mate"? biggrin

adam quantrill

Original Poster:

11,679 posts

271 months

Tuesday 14th January 2020
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Well, the spider has set his web, let's see if the BMW driver wanders in and takes the bait ;^)

They have shown that they are so stupid that they don't know how to use the brake pedal, so let's see just how idiotic they are.

Zetec-S

6,887 posts

122 months

Tuesday 14th January 2020
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PushedDover said:
daddy cool said:
I was an advisor on the TV show CSI, so im happy to help. Let me see if I can clean up the image a bit to find the perp:






roflroflrofl
Have some more roflroflrofl

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joshcowin

7,596 posts

205 months

Tuesday 14th January 2020
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Whats the plan to catch the moron?

p4cks

7,496 posts

228 months

Tuesday 14th January 2020
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You got any photos of his passport or drivers licence and we can do some more detective work. Maybe even find out his name or address if you're lucky