What needs an escort of 25 police motorcycles?

[jamei303]

Why so many? Training?

https://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/news/local-news/m...

[shed driver]

Katie Price on her way to the Priory?

SD.

[Riley Blue]

Sorry if I inconvenienced you, I'd just filled up with E5 and was on the way home.

[Mammasaid]

jamei303 said:

Why so many? Training?

https://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/news/local-news/m...

More to the point, which heathen films in portrait?

[anonymous-user]

They saw an auditor filming outside their police station.

[littleredrooster]

Mammasaid said:

More to the point, which heathen films in portrait?

Those whose tellys are hung on the wall in portrait mode. There’s no other reason.

…Other than being an absolute retard who hasn’t spotted that a phone on its side is the same layout as the gogglebox in the corner.

Properly gets on me tits, it does.

[Donbot]

Yo momma

[NGee]

They'd finally found someone who'd caught covid?

[anonymous-user]

Probably out riders for the Women's Tour of Britain.

[superlightr]

Anne Sacoolas I hope

or

Tony Blair arrested and being extraordinary extradited to the USA for some questions mid air.

[Turbobanana]

NGee said:

They'd finally found someone who'd caught covid?

They could have asked me - I've got it, and I'd have done it for a couple of outriders and a beer (not that I can taste anything).

[outnumbered]

It's the escort bikes for the Women's Tour cycle race. I reckon almost every bike cop from SE and Central England is on it...

[Evanivitch]

outnumbered said:

It's the escort bikes for the Women's Tour cycle race. I reckon almost every bike cop from SE and Central England is on it...

Rolling roadblocks suck up huge amounts of motorcycle riders. The Tour of Britain went past my house once and I couldn't believe how many were involved.

Same goes for escorting football fans on coaches in bubble games.

[outnumbered]

Evanivitch said:

Rolling roadblocks suck up huge amounts of motorcycle riders. The Tour of Britain went past my house once and I couldn't believe how many were involved.

Same goes for escorting football fans on coaches in bubble games.

Yes, we saw the race on Monday, there were probably 20+ NEG (non-police) escort bikes as well.

[Hol]

flashbang said:

They saw an auditor filming outside their police station.

If only…

[Spleen]

Evanivitch said:

Rolling roadblocks suck up huge amounts of motorcycle riders. The Tour of Britain went past my house once and I couldn't believe how many were involved.

Same goes for escorting football fans on coaches in bubble games.

I was in the Lakes when that Tour was blatting through, unbelievable amount of plod on bikes, some from Heddlu as well. Amused that the article assumed that they were all escorting the unmarked police car...

Edited by Spleen on Thursday 7th October 22:24

[vaud]

Maybe training ahead of COP26?

[CourtAgain]

vaud said:

Maybe training ahead of COP26?

Using 26 Cops, great play on words

[jamei303]

Cycle race makes sense. I had a feeling it wasn't anything important because the number of four-wheeled vehicles involved was so small.

[HTP99]

I've been in a car that has been escorted by 8 Police bikes, it is impressive stuff how they work together blocking off side roads, roundabouts, junctions etc making sure your route is completely clear and unhindered.