"How motorways work"

[philthy]

Apologies if this has been posted and I missed it.

www.howmotorwayswork.co.uk/index.htm

Phil

[selmer]

New to me but very astute indeed! Like he says, let's brand these messages using hot irons onto the foreheads of morons.

[Zod]

Doesn't this comment on his mobile phone page undermine the anti-middle-lane moron page?

how_motorways_work said:

I'm on about the idiots who think that they can't be seen illegally using the phone if they slow down and hide in the inside lane. For pete's sake - it's more obvious, apart from the HGVs and beardy caravanners, who else needs to be in the inside lane?

[selmer]

Zod said:

Doesn't this comment on his mobile phone page undermine the anti-middle-lane moron page? how_motorways_work said: I'm on about the idiots who think that they can't be seen illegally using the phone if they slow down and hide in the inside lane. For pete's sake - it's more obvious, apart from the HGVs and beardy caravanners, who else needs to be in the inside lane?

I think he's being facetious.

Xenons: In the words of Gizmo: Bright light! Bright light!

[winnebago nut]

Orginally said by: How motorways work [quote]After a couple of minutes a lady in a black Citroen C2 drove up to my bumper and proceeded to beep, expecting me to close the gap so she could be 2 cars nearer to home. Pointless. I stood my ground. After several aggressive horn-blasts she ventured off onto the motorway like a spoilt lunatic and cut up someone ahead in the queue. As I passed her later in the inside lane I beeped and waved my hands in a "what the f*** are you on?" gesture. Bad idea. She was clearly defective in the brain department, and proceeded to spout abuse through what must have been her mouth. Needless to say I gave just as much abuse back, after seeing nothing but red. How could someone get so worked up because of a 10m gap? These people are the scum of the motorways. [/quote]

To be honest, he doesn't sound any different from the people he is spouting off at . Atb Derek.





>> Edited by winnebago nut on Wednesday 14th December 14:26

[MrsMiggins]

Ach, he's only young. born in 1978. bless.

[sadako]

The gismo picture is fantastic ^_^

I did actually find a car with xenon lights that worked.I didnt get to see what it was.At first I thought it had blue tinted bulbs until I was stopped at the lights and saw they were HID bulbs. I've never seen a car with HID lights that didnt fry my retinas before but I can tell you they exist.

[CommanderJameson]

Excellent, Smithers.

My colleagues and I do a large number of motorway miles, so this should raise some motorway smiles!

[dave burton]

some mixed responses - good on the majority!

(I write the site)

I am hypocritical too I must admit, and I wrote the "queues" page when I got home after the incident. I've amended the mistakes now. I have to say that the queuing lady wound me up something chronic.

if you have any other suggestions let me know (lit fag butts out of the window is one I have been told about)

Young?! Thanks!