What's Your Excuse?

[WildCat]

Have just heard these on radio...


Things you could say if copped...but would let you get away with this

1. "In the USA - they have big guns.... all you have ist a little stick. How GAY ist that?"

2. "What's in your sandwich? Traffic jam und truncheon meat?"

3. "Jawohl - Officer ... am speeding to the morgue... the body in my boot needs closure"

4. "You can't put points on my licence... Cos I have not got one .. SUCKER nanananaa "

5. "But I was doing 50 like it said on the sign"

"Zut bof ... zis ist France Madame... et we are doering the speed een kilometre not mile sterling... but we will take your fine een livre sterling ..."

[Dibble]

Been at the catnip again, Wildy?!

[KB_S1]

WildCat said:

1. "In the USA - they have big guns.... all you have ist a little stick. How GAY ist that?"

Having been treated to some demonstrations I have to say that in some circumstances at close quarters i would rather deal with the gun!

[Hollywood Wheels]

WildCat said:

"What's in your sandwich? Traffic jam und truncheon meat?"

[dickymint]

Just read this on BT Yahoo News


That don't impress cops much Friday March 31, 06:59 AM

A drink-driver escaped conviction in Canada because he believed Shania Twain was helping him to drive.

Matt Brownlee was arrested after police spotted a pick-up truck speeding along a busy street in Ottawa. The 33-year-old told psychiatrists he believed the country singer was helping him drive.

A judge ruled Brownlee was not criminally responsible because he suffered from delusions that female celebrities communicated with him telepathically.

[anonymous-user]

WildCat said:

5. "But I was doing 50 like it said on the sign" "Zut bof ... zis ist France Madame... et we are doering the speed een kilometre not mile sterling... but we will take your fine een livre sterling ..."

that worked for me a few years ago but it was a 130 sign