He/she who laughs last, laughs longest!!!

[mg6b]

The driver thought, 'this will be a laugh and my 3 chav friends can have a laugh at the same time when I throw my kinder egg toy at the cyclist coming the other way. There is no one about because it is 0100 in the morning and the stupid cyclist will never get my number'

So. As I slow down, I will open my window and move the car across the road and attracts the attention of the lone cyclist. As he draws level, I will hiss at him and throw my Kinda egg toy hard at him.
Great shot as the toy explodes when it hit the cyclist in the face and seperates into its 9 component pieces, causing the cyclist to lose control and wobble all over the road. What a great laugh we had.

OH DEAR!
1 mile up the road, Where have those 2 sets of blue lights come from?
Why am I being stopped?

. There the cyclist coming up the road towards us!

He is holding a police radio in his hand!!!!

Am I going to be late for work officer?


"Good shot" says the off duty Sergeant who is cycling home from his late shift. Are you comfortable in the rear of that traffic car?

Driver leaves the nick at 0700 this morning with an assault charge for a split lip on the Sgt and a charge for causing danger to road users.

Moral. Dont throw things at people who you do not know!
Dont do it at 0100 hours 1 mile from the Roads policing base at shift change over time!

He who laughs last, laughs longest apart from the sore lip!!

[Dwight Vandriver]

They say there is one born every minute. This birth should have been terminated.

dvd

[paddy27]

Nice to see justice at work.

[Yugguy]

Cool. Throw the book at him, pun intended.

[Davi]

& in equal proportions. Get the little scrote banged up.

[_dobbo_]

Brilliant. Imagine explaining away your conviction for assaulting a police officer when applying for a job, and it sounding like anything other than a lie.

scrote at job interview said:

I threw a kinder egg toy in his face...

[stuthemong]

Awesome, hope the sarge is OK.

Me hopes that his Tax is expired too, so you can crush his car, though that would perhaps be too much of a happy ending for me to take

Stu

[Hollywood Wheels]

Is this mystery Skipper going to be asking for a bit of damages mg? I hate split lips, hope you can still drink hot tea ok!

[JonRB]

I always thought it was "he who laughs last took the longest to get the joke".

[maxrider]

_dobbo_ said:

Brilliant. Imagine explaining away your conviction for assaulting a police officer when applying for a job

You don't honestly think this type of life form have jobs do you?

[_dobbo_]

maxrider said:

_dobbo_ said: Brilliant. Imagine explaining away your conviction for assaulting a police officer when applying for a job You don't honestly think this type of life form have jobs do you?

Funnily enough I was going to say the same, except the scrote did specifically ask if he was going to be late for work. Perhaps that is the most surprising bit of the story

[jasandjules]

Well, people on Benefits claim they get "paid" every other week, so perhaps that is what he meant?

[Yugguy]

_dobbo_ said:

maxrider said: _dobbo_ said: Brilliant. Imagine explaining away your conviction for assaulting a police officer when applying for a job You don't honestly think this type of life form have jobs do you? Funnily enough I was going to say the same, except the scrote did specifically ask if he was going to be late for work. Perhaps that is the most surprising bit of the story

Bollocks to him, no sympathy from me frankly.

[BigBob]

maxrider said:

_dobbo_ said: Brilliant. Imagine explaining away your conviction for assaulting a police officer when applying for a job You don't honestly think this type of life form have jobs do you?

Erhh - some do.

Better still imagine his next Court appearance when, before he's sentenced the Magistrate asks "Any previous .........."

Now there's a thought to make you smile



BB

[mg6b]

Hollywood Wheels said:

Is this mystery Skipper going to be asking for a bit of damages mg? I hate split lips, hope you can still drink hot tea ok!

I don't know! I will ask him

Tea is a problem. 3 days off and beer is definately the thing to sooth the lip so I am told

[Pigeon]

Great one

[WildCat]

mg6b said:

The driver thought, 'this will be a laugh and my 3 chav friends can have a laugh at the same time when I throw my kinder egg toy at the cyclist coming the other way. There is no one about because it is 0100 in the morning and the stupid cyclist will never get my number' So. As I slow down, I will open my window and move the car across the road and attracts the attention of the lone cyclist. As he draws level, I will hiss at him and throw my Kinda egg toy hard at him. Great shot as the toy explodes when it hit the cyclist in the face and seperates into its 9 component pieces, causing the cyclist to lose control and wobble all over the road. What a great laugh we had. OH DEAR! 1 mile up the road, Where have those 2 sets of blue lights come from? Why am I being stopped? . There the cyclist coming up the road towards us! He is holding a police radio in his hand!!!! Am I going to be late for work officer? "Good shot" says the off duty Sergeant who is cycling home from his late shift. Are you comfortable in the rear of that traffic car? Driver leaves the nick at 0700 this morning with an assault charge for a split lip on the Sgt and a charge for causing danger to road users. Moral. Dont throw things at people who you do not know! Dont do it at 0100 hours 1 mile from the Roads policing base at shift change over time! He who laughs last, laughs longest apart from the sore lip!!

Ist tragic that these low life exist. I do hope the officer recover und I do so hope chav in question ist given harshest of fine.. und not told to sit with arms folded in back of court... Have not one ounce of sympathy for thugs who are also the most cowardly of bullies..


Please to offer sympathy to officer.. und to recommend.. there ist an over counter product which will help healing.. ist made by firm I work for

[mg6b]

WildCat said:

Please to offer sympathy to officer.. und to recommend.. there ist an over counter product which will help healing.. ist made by firm I work for

Psssst Wildy! Officer was me! dont tell anyone I will pass on your sentiments. Thankyou. What product does he need to apply to the injury?

[WildCat]

Liebchen .. there are a number und we do make one which ist similar for Tesco. Ask for any Lip Salve product made by Roche or even nearest rivals.. Glaxo und A-Z.. These are formulated for any lip sores.. und do not ask for Zovirax (ist for lip herpes virus und does not heal a cut lip) ..ask but the balms which help the cut/split lips .. all pharmacists stock. Be sure to mention any idiosyncrasy you are aware of.. we all have a different ingredient und may be G/W or A/Z suit better than the Roche one - though all our our over counters are hypo-allergenic tested


I do hope court deal with this most horrid person who prove the letters in CW und local papers to have substance. I do not hold with this raging und uncouth behaviour und am most grateful that my taxes pay people like you und gemini und Dibs und even my own cousins to protect me und mine against these truly nasty people.

I do not want cameras.. automation.. computers ..


I WANT nice honest cops like you (und the others who post to the site of course) und those you work with to protect me und help lock up these really bad guys.. und those who have more sinister to explode than jam doughnuts .. und I do know that not that easy to establish und police und not MI5 are the ones who end up damned if they do und don't...

Ist not a job for those who want cushiest of lifestyle und I think you know that deep down . most of us law abiding ( who may blp over speed limit inadvertently .. know you do more than trap drivers..)

Ist the prats who do this.... und they are not really police quality ... but New Labia failed jobseekers

Just to get my dig at Tone of course

[WildCat]

Und forgot to add.. to reduce the swelling.. normal aspirin/pain killer plus quarter teaspoon of sea salt in cooled boiled water und dab the sore with cotton wool to kill any germs und also soothe .. the teeny amount of salt so as not to sting will help it heal too

Then ask pharmacist about any one of the lip cut balms which top 5 pharmaceuticals offer over counter...

It will help it heal quickly .. so please to tell your pal