Post a stupid law.
Discussion
LOL
Also I believe you're not allowed to shoot a Welshman with a crossbow within Chester city limits after sunset
ETA - sorry, it's the other way round. You ARE entitled to shoot a Welshman with a crossbow in Chester after sunset...
ETA:
A license is required to keep a lunatic
and
In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless in public except as a clerk in a tropical fish store
Also I believe you're not allowed to shoot a Welshman with a crossbow within Chester city limits after sunset
ETA - sorry, it's the other way round. You ARE entitled to shoot a Welshman with a crossbow in Chester after sunset...
ETA:
A license is required to keep a lunatic
and
In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless in public except as a clerk in a tropical fish store
Edited by zadumbreion on Monday 25th September 09:15
Deltafox said:
Did you know its illegal for a private citizen to cause a nuclear explosion?
Phew - you posted that just in time - I was just off out to my shed to do some atom-splitting with my potato peeler. You mean I could have been nicked for that? Bloody stupid law - I reserve the right to vapourise myself and everybody within a 5 mile radius if I choose to do so - I know what I'm doing.
tvrgit said:
Deltafox said:
Did you know its illegal for a private citizen to cause a nuclear explosion?
Phew - you posted that just in time - I was just off out to my shed to do some atom-splitting with my potato peeler. You mean I could have been nicked for that? Bloody stupid law - I reserve the right to vapourise myself and everybody within a 5 mile radius if I choose to do so - I know what I'm doing.
Brb, just gonna check on old Mr and Mrs Oppenheimer next door.....
All English Men over 14 are meant to carry out 2 hours (or so) of longbow practice a week supervised by the local clergy.
London Hackney Carriages (taxis/cabs) must carry a bale of hay and a sack of oats.
It is illegal to be drunk on Licensed Premises.
It is illegal for two adult men to have sex in the same house as a third person.
Chelsea Pensioners may not be impersonated.
A bed may not be hung out of a window.
It is illegal for a lady to eat chocolates on a public conveyance.
Throughout the whole of England it is illegal to eat mince pies on the 25th of December.
Any boy under the age of 10 may not see a naked manequin.
It is illegal to leave baggage unattended, and picking up abandoned baggage is an act of terrorism.
Those wishing to use a television must apply for a license.
It is illegal for a Member of Parliament to enter the House of Commons wearing a full suit of armour.
It is legal for a male to urinate in public, as long it is on the rear wheel of his motor vehicle and his right hand is on the vehicle.
London Hackney Carriages (taxis/cabs) must carry a bale of hay and a sack of oats.
It is illegal to be drunk on Licensed Premises.
It is illegal for two adult men to have sex in the same house as a third person.
Chelsea Pensioners may not be impersonated.
A bed may not be hung out of a window.
It is illegal for a lady to eat chocolates on a public conveyance.
Throughout the whole of England it is illegal to eat mince pies on the 25th of December.
Any boy under the age of 10 may not see a naked manequin.
It is illegal to leave baggage unattended, and picking up abandoned baggage is an act of terrorism.
Those wishing to use a television must apply for a license.
It is illegal for a Member of Parliament to enter the House of Commons wearing a full suit of armour.
It is legal for a male to urinate in public, as long it is on the rear wheel of his motor vehicle and his right hand is on the vehicle.
puggit said:
Illegal to protest within x distance of the Houses of Parliament...
(that includes wearing politically motivated t-shirts apparently)
(that includes wearing politically motivated t-shirts apparently)
It's illegal to say or wear anything derogatory about Bliar or his government, period. In the small print of the anti-terrorism act, written in invisible ink, visible only to people (including certain plod) wearing special rose-tinted glasses
It is illegal to recycle stuff by taking it out of skips and repairing it.
Needless to say I treat that law with the contempt it deserves.
Well that's my plans for next weekend up the swanny then.
I was looking forward to it too.
So it's you who nicked my nuke. You bastard. I spent ages making that nuke. It was a really good one with tritium boosting and a fissionable tamper and stripes down the side and blue LEDs and a "FissionHeads - Fast Neutrons Matter" sticker. I'd even managed to use pigeon shit as a neutron reflector in it. It was all ready to go to Brussels and everything. I'm gonna have to build another one now. Bollocks.
Needless to say I treat that law with the contempt it deserves.
rustybin said:
Deltafox said:
Did you know its illegal for a private citizen to cause a nuclear explosion?
Well that's my plans for next weekend up the swanny then.
I was looking forward to it too.
So it's you who nicked my nuke. You bastard. I spent ages making that nuke. It was a really good one with tritium boosting and a fissionable tamper and stripes down the side and blue LEDs and a "FissionHeads - Fast Neutrons Matter" sticker. I'd even managed to use pigeon shit as a neutron reflector in it. It was all ready to go to Brussels and everything. I'm gonna have to build another one now. Bollocks.
Pigeon said:
So it's you who nicked my nuke. You bastard. I spent ages making that nuke. It was a really good one with tritium boosting and a fissionable tamper and stripes down the side and blue LEDs and a "FissionHeads - Fast Neutrons Matter" sticker. I'd even managed to use pigeon shit as a neutron reflector in it. It was all ready to go to Brussels and everything. I'm gonna have to build another one now. Bollocks.
It was in a skip. Well... ...house. It only needed the plug changing so I thought 'Why not?'. Saving the planet really.
Incidentally the stripes and LEDS's are now on me scoob. Ma mates rekkon it is well nooklear wiv 'em.
It is illegal to tell the nun joke within the town walls of Fluckington Warmely during the black out whilst holding a sheep with an out of date tax disc over a vat of warm herrings, or murder people, I can never remember which. I shall await Vonhosen's learned clarifcation.
Fancy a road trip DeltaF? www.guardian.co.uk/usa/story/0,12271,1425731,00.html
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