Another set of plates goes walkabout...

[BliarOut]

Looks like automated policing is actually having an effect on crime... The girlfriends ex had both his number plates stolen yesterday So, he's now ready for a tug as soon as the tickets start rolling in. Helpfully the police gave him his crime reference number though. Did they bother to check his car for prints? Did they arse.

Nice one politicians, welcome to the world you created

[sleep envy]

mastic the plates onto the car

pain in the arse if you've got a personalised plate when you come to sell but at least you don't have to mix it with with the great unwashed down the nick if they do go walking

[alphadog]

sleep envy said:

mastic the plates onto the car

pain in the arse if you've got a personalised plate when you come to sell but at least you don't have to mix it with with the great unwashed down the nick if they do go walking

I likes! Good thinking!

[Timberwolf]

Put two plates of copper on the back of the numberplate, so they cover the whole plate with a gap in the middle. Battery negative to one side, battery positive to the other.

Scrote goes to take plate, and...

(Please don't do it really, I'd hate for you to be the lucky winner of Britain's last jail place...)

[mattley]

BliarOut said:

So, he's now ready for a tug as soon as the tickets start rolling in.

I assume that these plates would be used for a quick job, rather than a clone attempt. Cloning really doesn't work once the owner finds out, and no number plates one morning is a pretty big heads up.

[Mr2Mike]

Timberwolf said:

Put two plates of copper on the back of the numberplate, so they cover the whole plate with a gap in the middle. Battery negative to one side, battery positive to the other.

Scrote goes to take plate, and...

...nothing happens because 12volts isn't enought to even give a tingle, unless it's on your tongue!

[BliarOut]

mattley said:

BliarOut said:

So, he's now ready for a tug as soon as the tickets start rolling in.

I assume that these plates would be used for a quick job, rather than a clone attempt. Cloning really doesn't work once the owner finds out, and no number plates one morning is a pretty big heads up.

That's what the said... Let's hope he doesn't get woken up by the boys with machine guns one morning

[catso]

Mr2Mike said:

Timberwolf said:

Put two plates of copper on the back of the numberplate, so they cover the whole plate with a gap in the middle. Battery negative to one side, battery positive to the other.

Scrote goes to take plate, and...

...nothing happens because 12volts isn't enought to even give a tingle, unless it's on your tongue!

Unless you wire it to your HID headlights or an ignition coil......

Failing that just stick razor blades on the back and at the ends of the plates.

Edited by catso on Tuesday 31st October 22:02

[2 sMoKiN bArReLs]

BliarOut said:

Nice one politicians, welcome to the world you created

I've heard it's going to rain too later in the week. Feckin' government.

[BliarOut]

2 sMoKiN bArReLs said:

BliarOut said:

Nice one politicians, welcome to the world you created

I've heard it's going to rain too later in the week. Feckin' government.

That'll be the global warming then

[2 sMoKiN bArReLs]

BliarOut said:

2 sMoKiN bArReLs said:

BliarOut said:

Nice one politicians, welcome to the world you created

I've heard it's going to rain too later in the week. Feckin' government.

That'll be the global warming then

...ah well, at least it'll be warm rain then