Christmas message

[dwaitson]

Santa santa it is out of control,
The thugs in suits are out and about,
While we wish for the Bailiff Industry to change,
There they go again employing another lout!

These thugs dear Santa cause such grief,
Legal theives they threaten all but your underwear,
That they have the right to take it all they say,
Now Santa come on thats not really right and fair!

Who gives these thugs their powers Santa,
Why can't you change and grant a wish for Christmas Day,
Gone are the bullies and the white vans they drive,
Instead nice girls in smart suits with pink VW's we say!

No early morning clamping knocking or harrasment,
No charge for visits and escalate costs when they are not there,
We will visit in the evenings when they are at home we thought,
Oh and we will keep the fees so they aren't in Coronary Care!

We would be pleasant and firm with our clipboard in hand,
For collecting in the year 2000 we know to be a task,
We have access to the latest technology you can have,
We could show visits and make agreements if they ask.

We would treat a mans home as his Kingdom,
For rightly so that just because he owes a debt to you or me,
Should not have him fearful to opening his door at all,
For he has a right to live with peace and freedom you see.

These are the Watchdog staff beliefs and wishes Santa,
That Mizz Piggy with her soft gentle and firm ways,
That will find the funding for their own Bailiff Company,
To show the thugs in suits numbered are their days!

Santa if our Christmas wish is just that little too big,
Then can we ask for a different present for Christmas this year?
That Drakes Equita JBW CCS Swift Phillips and Rossendales Bailiffs
Return from their holidays with a little heart going into the very new year!

Merry Christmas All....lets hope they play fairer for 2007!

Or maybe Santa will get that Bailiff Bill passed before Christmas 2008!