Open Alcohol in a motor vehicle (passengers)
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What section? 
2 sMoKiN bArReLs said:
streaky said:
2 sMoKiN bArReLs said:
In the USA you need to carry it in the boot (or trunk)
Depends on teh state. It's not Federal law - Streaky I thought so. Is that why mooses aren't carried on the roof of all cars?
No,you silly sod, that's because there aren't enough mooses to go around.
randlemarcus said:
2 sMoKiN bArReLs said:
streaky said:
2 sMoKiN bArReLs said:
In the USA you need to carry it in the boot (or trunk)
Depends on teh state. It's not Federal law - Streaky I thought so. Is that why mooses aren't carried on the roof of all cars?
No,you silly sod, that's because there aren't enough mooses to go around.
Known as lackamoosity
2 sMoKiN bArReLs said:
randlemarcus said:
2 sMoKiN bArReLs said:
streaky said:
2 sMoKiN bArReLs said:
In the USA you need to carry it in the boot (or trunk)
Depends on teh state. It's not Federal law - Streaky I thought so. Is that why mooses aren't carried on the roof of all cars?
No,you silly sod, that's because there aren't enough mooses to go around.
Known as lackamoosity
Thats made me very sad.. I'm feeling quite lachrymoose about it.
PS I gnu you were going to say that
2 sMoKiN bArReLs said:
streaky said:
2 sMoKiN bArReLs said:
In the USA you need to carry it in the boot (or trunk)
Depends on teh state. It's not Federal law - Streaky I thought so. Is that why mooses aren't carried on the roof of all cars?
Here's a story you're not going to believe. I shot a moose once. I was hunting in upstate New York and I shot a moose.
And I strap him onto the fender of my car, and I'm driving along the West Side Highway. But what I don't realize was that the bullet did not penetrate the moose. It just creased his scalp, knocking him unconscious. And I'm driving through the Holland Tunnel and the moose wakes up.
So I'm driving with a live moose on my fender and the moose is signaling for a turn. And there's a law in New York State against driving with a conscious moose on your fender, Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays. And I'm very panicky. And then it hits me — some friends of mine are having a costume party. It won't be my responsibility. So I drive up to the party and I knock on the door and the moose is next to me. My host comes to the door. I say, "Hello, you know the Solomons." We enter. The moose mingles. Did very well. Scored. Some guy was trying to sell him insurance for an hour and a half.
Twelve o'clock comes, they give out prizes for the best costume of the night. First prize goes to the Berkowitzes, a married couple dressed as a moose. The moose comes in second. The moose is furious. He and the Berkowitzes lock antlers in the living room. They knock each other unconscious. Now, I figure, here's my chance. I grab the moose, strap him on my fender, and shoot back to the woods. But I've got the Berkowitzes.
So I'm driving along with two Jewish people on my fender. And there's a law in New York State, ... Tuesdays, Thursdays, and especially Saturdays.
The following morning, the Berkowitzes wake up in the woods in a moose suit. Mr. Berkowitz is shot, stuffed, and mounted at the New York Athletic Club. And the joke's on them, because they don't allow Jews.
Streaky
PAT COBRA said:
RedCabbage said:
Open alcohol bottles/cans are not allowed in 'licensed' (ironic 
) vehicles - Hackney/Private Hire.
A problem for the limo industry!
) vehicles - Hackney/Private Hire. A problem for the limo industry!
I think you will find that is bul***t . Not in this land mate....
Quite - I don't think I've ever know a limo without cheap fizzy wine in.
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