Odd question involving the words blow and job.

[BliarOut]

Following on from a conversation in another thread, is it an offence to receive a blow job while driving and if so under what legislation?

I should imagine the driver could still have both hands on the wheel etc

Sadly it's an offence I'm unlikely to be the lucky recipient of these days...

[HotTotty]

Surely if it's one worth having, then you wont be driving with due care and attention.

[jasandjules]

I suspect committing a lewd act in a public place as well..

[tigger1]

BliarOut said:

I should imagine the driver could still have both hands on the wheel etc

Yes, but your mind wouldn't be on the job, which is a terrible error. Plus, how would you get it in her eye from that angle!?

[wassy]

Misuse of the 'horn'

[Flat in Fifth]

And if you were the last car in a queue with another three ahead of you, would you therefore be the Tail-Forth.

yes that is my coat, eye thank yew.

[Plotloss]

Flat in Fifth said:

And if you were the last car in a queue with another three ahead of you, would you therefore be the Tail-Forth.

yes that is my coat, eye thank yew.

Nice retro-satire.

[7db]

A friend of mine was killed by a driver allegedy engaging in this act - the car crossed the central reservation on a motorway, striking him as he travelled blamelessly in the other direction. The charge is death by dangerous. Still waiting for the driver to get out of hospital to face trial.

Edited by 7db on Thursday 15th March 18:01

[marcellus]

I dopn't know about the legality of it but my father (a surgeon) once had to engineer a a way for a man to be able to pass urine for someone who had a crash whilst in this situation.

That man will never be able to have sex for the rest of his life.

[chrispy porker]

Handling swollen goods?

[Major Bloodnok]

chrispy porker said:

Handling swollen goods?

Aaaaarrrrrghhhh!

[bertbert]

I was stuck for a while in a traffic jam a while back and I'm pretty sure that the pretty blond in front was performing the very same service for the driver of the car in front! I was tempted to see if she wanted a lift!

Bert

[sjc]

S'pose any witness would identify the culprits vehicle from it's deep throaty roar?...............................................................................................................................................................................
and if found guilty, wonder how long the driver would go down for?!



Deffo going now.

[tigger1]

Flat in Fifth said:

And if you were the last car in a queue with another three ahead of you, would you therefore be the Tail-Forth.

yes that is my coat, eye thank yew.

Go on FiF, have that one on me. Blimey, that's rolling back the years a bit!

[BliarOut]

tigger1 said:

Flat in Fifth said:

And if you were the last car in a queue with another three ahead of you, would you therefore be the Tail-Forth.

yes that is my coat, eye thank yew.

Go on FiF, have that one on me. Blimey, that's rolling back the years a bit!

Yes....

But



No

[streaky]

I've posted this before, but an old chum who was at the time a Casualty Officer at Liverpool General, received a DOA couple from an RTA. The driver was missing his manhood ... it was in the passenger's mouth - Streaky