where have all the police gone have a look at this
where have all the police gone have a look at this
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deckster

9,631 posts

286 months

Friday 14th September 2007
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Shock! Horror! Police in 'need to eat' revelation!

TPS

1,860 posts

244 months

Friday 14th September 2007
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Yep you may be amazed by this but the police need to eat as well.You may also be anazed but if one is going to have lunch then the others also need to have lunch at the same time to prevent them stopping again and again for lunch breaks.So if there is 10 or 20 officers in a van they would all go at the same time.

Bing o

15,184 posts

250 months

Friday 14th September 2007
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Disgusting!!




(Kebab's that is, not the Police's behaviour...)

I mean would you rather they went back to base and ate there, or be out on the streets (kebab houses seem to inspire violence for some reason)

vonhosen

40,597 posts

248 months

Friday 14th September 2007
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Looks popular, is the food good ?

andmole

1,594 posts

242 months

Friday 14th September 2007
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vonhosen said:
Looks popular, is the food good ?
rofl


Dino D

1,953 posts

252 months

Friday 14th September 2007
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So we have pics of officers waiting for food. Nothing wrong there as long as they are on a break.

But it is strange how the real 'crime' of parking on double red's wasn't photographed?
Was it really the case or just an 'embilishment' to the story??

vonhosen

40,597 posts

248 months

Friday 14th September 2007
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I want to see a picture of the kebab lick

Balmoral Green

42,561 posts

279 months

Friday 14th September 2007
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Hey! what happened to my reply? I was the 1st to post.

Bing o

15,184 posts

250 months

Friday 14th September 2007
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vonhosen said:
I want to see a picture of the kebab lick


Seriously, I'm going to start a Michelin Guide for coppers!

Yung Man

737 posts

236 months

Friday 14th September 2007
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Bing o said:
That looks horrible and the Kebab doesn't look much better.

Cpn Jack Spanner

2,632 posts

236 months

Friday 14th September 2007
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Well, if you have 1000 patrolling police officers, taking into account 3 shifts a day, you have 333 cops available. Then take into account days off, so you get 250. Now say 80% of the time they are filling in reports, you have 50 officers on the streets. Then taking into account the donuts and munchies, that drops to around 35.

So for every 1000 active police officers on the payroll, there are only 35 actually policing at any one time!

No wonder you rarely see one! (not including the amount of those 35 who are interviewing school bullies regarding pushing someone or saying a naughty word)

(Probably exagerating a little, but probably close to the truth - even worse with Bush and his troop 'surge', since those troops include all the ones that run the infrastructure (cooks, builders etc).

Hooli

32,278 posts

231 months

Friday 14th September 2007
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i remember a thing in the papers down in worthing a few years ago. coppers were 'suggested' to eat out for lunch so more cops are visable on the streets. maybe its done elsewhere too?
after all a cop walking to get lunch is as much deterant as a cop walking the beat.

Greendubber

15,370 posts

234 months

Friday 14th September 2007
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We tend to eat out and about in the van, however I've lost count of the amount of snotty remarks we get for doing it off certain members of the community.


JulianHJ

8,871 posts

293 months

Friday 14th September 2007
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We occasionally like to ref in style, so it's not uncommon on a late late (1700-0300 shift) when night turn comes on at 23:00 the section bundles down to the local Chinese takeaway/KFC/Subway.

WhoseGeneration

4,090 posts

238 months

Friday 14th September 2007
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Surely our Police Officers, as part of an Establishment concerned that we, the Population, eat healthily, do not eat "Take away" type, salt laden, saturated fat laden, additive laden, excessively processed "food"?
I am shocked.

Cpn Jack Spanner

2,632 posts

236 months

Saturday 15th September 2007
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WhoseGeneration said:
Surely our Police Officers, as part of an Establishment concerned that we, the Population, eat healthily, do not eat "Take away" type, salt laden, saturated fat laden, additive laden, excessively processed "food"?
I am shocked.
Er, since when did they ever attempt to set an example! If that was the case, they wouldn't exceed the speed limit ever except in a genuine emergency. Just because they are allowed to by law, doesn't mean they should! (I'm thinking of all the patrol cars cruising the motorways at 80 here). Pause to think if their actions set a good example? Don't think so!

Next you'll expect them to know what the difference is between something that's legal and something that's illegal - quite a few (from personal experience) clearly don't know, or believe it's okay to make-up laws adhoc rather than enforce the ones set out by statutes made in Parliament!


Coyoteboy

72 posts

271 months

Saturday 15th September 2007
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our local ones park on the double yellows outside Greggs bakers. But they do make exceptionally nice steak bakes.

Isoproturon1

3,640 posts

232 months

Sunday 16th September 2007
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Cpn Jack Spanner said:
WhoseGeneration said:
Surely our Police Officers, as part of an Establishment concerned that we, the Population, eat healthily, do not eat "Take away" type, salt laden, saturated fat laden, additive laden, excessively processed "food"?
I am shocked.
Er, since when did they ever attempt to set an example! If that was the case, they wouldn't exceed the speed limit ever except in a genuine emergency. Just because they are allowed to by law, doesn't mean they should! (I'm thinking of all the patrol cars cruising the motorways at 80 here). Pause to think if their actions set a good example? Don't think so!

Next you'll expect them to know what the difference is between something that's legal and something that's illegal - quite a few (from personal experience) clearly don't know, or believe it's okay to make-up laws adhoc rather than enforce the ones set out by statutes made in Parliament!
Yawn.

Parrot of Doom

23,075 posts

265 months

Sunday 16th September 2007
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I've done some stuff with the police. These days in Manchester they're encouraged to eat out while on the streets. For a few years before that, they'd been instructed to eat inside the police station (presumable to stop the odd copper from being given a free dinner in return for a favour).

The modern idea is that its better for people and shopkeepers to be able to interact with the police more easily. Friendly chit-chat and a visible presence. I think its a much better way of doing things.

Dibble

13,291 posts

271 months

Sunday 16th September 2007
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Parrot of Doom said:
I've done some stuff with the police. These days in Manchester they're encouraged to eat out while on the streets. For a few years before that, they'd been instructed to eat inside the police station (presumable to stop the odd copper from being given a free dinner in return for a favour).

The modern idea is that its better for people and shopkeepers to be able to interact with the police more easily. Friendly chit-chat and a visible presence. I think its a much better way of doing things.
The downside (for the BiB) is that you never get any "down" time - I must have wasted hundreds of pounds over the years on meals I didn't get to finish.