Weekend fun - caption comp

[Pot Bellied Fool]

It's funny the things you find on your hard drive so without further ado, let's hear your captions for the following...



The merging of the Air Support Unit & River Police didn't go as well as The Chief Constable initially intended...

[delboy735]

Pot Bellied Fool said:

It's funny the things you find on your hard drive so without further ado, let's hear your captions for the following...



The merging of the Air Support Unit & River Police didn't go as well as The Chief Constable initially intended...

I'm the king of the world................aaaaaaaaahhhh no ship!!

[Dwight VanDriver]

Typical risk assessment.

To save drowning remove boots......

dvd

[Major Bloodnok]

The Home office's new police initiative is finally unveiled to the public: the Special Samurai Unit.

[grumbledoak]

New helium-filled life-jackets allow the river police to simply walk out to the vessels.

[Flintstone]

Bermondsey police officers were today seen testing their new waterproof masonic aprons.

[streaky]

The newly-formed Metropolitan Police Parachute Brigade take their first practice jump - Streaky

[tribbles]

The flying squad couldn't live up to their name.

[Hooli]

stealth systems fitted to the new force helicopter results in confusion for crew.

[streaky]

Dibble (furthest from camera and wearing natty slippers) dives over in the annual police -vs- lifeboatmen rugby match as mungo leaps skywards in celebration and von hosen takes his first steps on water.

Streaky

[ypauly]

a terrible waste of manpower all that larkin about

[Chrispy Porker]

Gloucester police open new drop in centre

[Negative Creep]

The new recruits to he Flying Squad struggled to grasp some aspects of their job

[Pot Bellied Fool]

Great work chaps, as the OP, I shall nominate the winner of this week's entirely virtual trophy...

..and that is:

Hooli said:

stealth systems fitted to the new force helicopter results in confusion for crew.

With an honourable mention to DVD for his risk assessment!

Well done all, now get back to work!