What lights your blue touch paper?
What lights your blue touch paper?
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bryan35

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1,906 posts

272 months

Sunday 17th February 2008
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Had a discussion with the lads while socialising at the local hostlery.

Quite interesting to see what lights the old blue touch paper with different people. Didn't do any practical tests of course, just speaking from past experience.

For instance, for me it has to be grinning and/or sniggering, eg if some 'yoof' were to do me or my family some sort of wrong and was then to grin and snigger at me, then the old red mist has a good chance of decending.

Whereas, a mate of mine wouldn't get phased at all. However he does get phased if he feels that someone is constantly staring at him, whereas this doesn't bother me in the slightest.

It seems some people can get angry at the slightest thing, and others never seem to snap. However, even a rabbit will get aggressive if you antagonise it enough,


So, out of interest, what lights your touch paper?

ypauly

15,137 posts

231 months

Sunday 17th February 2008
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bryan35 said:
Had a discussion with the lads while socialising at the local hostlery.

Quite interesting to see what lights the old blue touch paper with different people. Didn't do any practical tests of course, just speaking from past experience.

For instance, for me it has to be grinning and/or sniggering, eg if some 'yoof' were to do me or my family some sort of wrong and was then to grin and snigger at me, then the old red mist has a good chance of decending.

Whereas, a mate of mine wouldn't get phased at all. However he does get phased if he feels that someone is constantly staring at him, whereas this doesn't bother me in the slightest.

It seems some people can get angry at the slightest thing, and others never seem to snap. However, even a rabbit will get aggressive if you antagonise it enough,


So, out of interest, what lights your touch paper?
people posting in the wrong forums

Ordinary Bloke

4,559 posts

229 months

Sunday 17th February 2008
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shout ELECTRONICS ENGINEERS CALLED BRYAN!!!

bryan35

Original Poster:

1,906 posts

272 months

Sunday 17th February 2008
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emoticons - just as bad! :-)

bryan35

Original Poster:

1,906 posts

272 months

Sunday 17th February 2008
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sorry fellas, assumed that once the mist had fallen, plod and the law were much more likely to be involved, hence the SP&L posting.

paoloh

8,617 posts

235 months

Sunday 17th February 2008
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Stupidity and lateness.

Stupidity, I can handle people not knowing something but when I feel they are being idiots...

Lateness, My time not as important as yours...

alphadog

2,049 posts

264 months

Sunday 17th February 2008
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bryan35 said:
sorry fellas, assumed that once the mist had fallen, plod and the law were much more likely to be involved, hence the SP&L posting.
Here you go - good rural roads with stupid 50 limits due to the new rural road speed limit review. Spreading like a cancer in Daft Limit Derbyshire amongst other places. Makes driving legally unpleasant and tedious frown Also less fuel efficient than 60.

Also makes me look for more B and C roads - not necessarily quicker but at least I can travel at an appropriate speed for the road, often somewhat less than the NSL, without worrying abour being scammed.

Edited by alphadog on Sunday 17th February 08:02

nelly1

5,666 posts

262 months

Sunday 17th February 2008
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bryan35 said:
...However, even a rabbit will get aggressive if you antagonise it enough...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcxKIJTb3Hg

Edited by nelly1 on Sunday 17th February 09:34

Hooli

32,278 posts

231 months

Sunday 17th February 2008
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pointless laws & enforcement of only the ones that generate income.
goverment should aim for the minimum size & complexity it requires to serve us, not grow like a cancer & try to control us.

mark69sheer

3,906 posts

233 months

Sunday 17th February 2008
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public spending waste and incometence can raise my bood pressure due to the feelings of frustration and impotence it generates.

Want to see me really fly off the handle then thats easy..

Cut me up making me have to take evasive action..

red mist... nope

Should I flash my lights to warn you of my precence to wich you then reply with 'THE FINGER'

then yes you will have me in full steaming unadulterated red mist mode.

If however you cut me up and wave a hand in apology.. I wil be as calm as a cucumber...


Its amazing how a simple apology defuses a situation... whereas the FINGER..well..

RabD

222 posts

227 months

Sunday 17th February 2008
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paoloh said:
Stupidity and lateness.

Lateness, My time not as important as yours...
I'm with you on that one. Lateness really pisses me off.

Mr Robbo

1,209 posts

276 months

Sunday 17th February 2008
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Drug addicts who are paid more in incapacity benefit than someone who is genuinely enemployed receives by way of income support. Piss & boil.

Negative Creep

26,144 posts

258 months

Sunday 17th February 2008
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People who have kids then refuse to have anything to do with them. There are people out there who would give anything to have children of their own, so to see people refusing to bring up or financially help their own offspring drives me mad

Ordinary Bloke

4,559 posts

229 months

Sunday 17th February 2008
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RabD said:
paoloh said:
Stupidity and lateness.

Lateness, My time not as important as yours...
I'm with you on that one. Lateness really pisses me off.
I was going to post that earlier today, or even yesterday...




sorry...

tyre_tread

10,697 posts

247 months

Sunday 17th February 2008
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The expression " boils my piss" makes my blood boil!

Ordinary Bloke

4,559 posts

229 months

Sunday 17th February 2008
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tyre_tread said:
The expression " boils my piss" makes my blood boil!
"Whatever floats your boat". That boils my p1ss too!!!

paoloh

8,617 posts

235 months

Monday 18th February 2008
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Ordinary Bloke said:
RabD said:
paoloh said:
Stupidity and lateness.

Lateness, My time not as important as yours...
I'm with you on that one. Lateness really pisses me off.
I was going to post that earlier today, or even yesterday...




sorry...
Procrasination will kill you young man. lol