Been nicked for a string of offences......

[jesusbuiltmycar]

On the way home last night a got pulled over.

One officer come up to me and he said, "Look! Your motor's weaving all over the road!"

I said, "What d'you expect? I'm pissed out of me head!, Fcuk me! Can't you see that? I've got four empty bottles of scotch in the fcuking motor .....

..... I'm swigging a bottle scotch now, .....

..... can't you understand why I'm swerving about? 'c'se I'm fcuking drunk, y' cnut!"

What do you think I'll get?

Would No1 care to comment?

[blueyes]

jesusbuiltmycar said:

What do you think I'll get?

Everything you deserve

[CarZee]

errr.. people with a S.O.H. bypass in place should not post on this thread...

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[PetrolTed]