Why does everyone have a Vauxhall Mokka?

[GeorgeMokka]

All I see on the road are Vauxhall Mokka’s and they seem like a pretty popular car but everyone I speak to always says how much they hate the Vauxhall Mokka even though they haven’t owned one.

So... why does everyone have a Vauxhall Mokka?

[200Plus Club]

What's a mokka and where do we get one?

[SidewaysSi]

It's not as good as the Suzuki Cappuccino though.

[junglie]

Or a model ‘Tea’ Ford.

[DoubleD]

GeorgeMokka said:

So... why does everyone have a Vauxhall Mokka?

I havent got one.

HTH

[MOBB]

DoubleD said:

GeorgeMokka said:

So... why does everyone have a Vauxhall Mokka?

I havent got one.

HTH

Yeah yeah :-)

[Pothole]

DoubleD said:

GeorgeMokka said:

So... why does everyone have a Vauxhall Mokka?

I havent got one.

HTH

Me neither. 6 or 7 SUVs in my close. None are griffin-badged.

[scottygib553]

GeorgeMokka said:

All I see on the road are Vauxhall Mokka’s and they seem like a pretty popular car but everyone I speak to always says how much they hate the Vauxhall Mokka even though they haven’t owned one.

So... why does everyone have a Vauxhall Mokka?

Everyone is old now, OP

[Drezza]

I had one as a hire car, was easily the worst car I've ever driven, think it was a 1.0L petrol auto.

[MOBB]

I had one as a hire car, it was the most beautiful experience of my life

[mike9009]

I have not got one.
I have not noticed many, but suspect they are so mundane I do not notice them either.

Oddly, when I drive my wife's Nissan Note, I notice everyone has a Nissan Note too.

[GeorgeMokka]

scottygib553 said:

Everyone is old now, OP

Are you saying they’re an old persons car?

[340600]

I had one for a few weeks when I started my last job and it's wasn't as hateful as I expected. The combination of a high driving position and reasonably punchy 1.4 turbo made it quite easy to live with. Yes, the handling is as vague as vague can be but I don't suppose that matters to its target demographic.

I was also rear-ended by a new driver during my time with the car. His Fiesta was written off, the only damage to the Mokka was a dislodged towing eye, so credit where it's due.

[Boobonman]

Motability innit

[Mikebentley]

Wahoo George of the Mokka is back.

[s m]

GeorgeMokka said:

So... why does everyone have a Vauxhall Mokka?

Puma ST not available yet?

Are they cheaper than the Qashqai and Juke? That may be a reason

[emperorburger]

Rumour has it that PSA bought Vauxhall/Opel to get their hands on the Mokka.

[can't remember]

Boobonman said:

Motability innit

The 'dole pole' of the automotive world.

[scottygib553]

GeorgeMokka said:

Are you saying they’re an old persons car?

I am

[SidewaysSi]

No more an old person's car than most new white goods cars.

And who really cares what others think? It's quite pathetic. Grow some balls and have some confidence..