Tell me no

[simpo two]

OK, I have a Nikon D70 + 18-70 lens on order through the trade for £709 + VAT (I can reclaim that). I've waited six weeks, having been led to expect delivery by the end of June. I've now been told that it might be *another* six weeks.

And then I see this. A bit more money but I'm hallucinating from D70 deprivation and need a good slap. So what's the worst that could go wrong?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=30018&item=3826107881&rd=1

[agent006]

It's a stock photo. Therefore it doesn't exist, and you'll never see it or your money again.

[dcw@pr]

Stay well clear - he only wants a personal cheque or a bankers draft.

[GetCarter]

Wait. All good things etc.

BTW it's £820 as I type (no VAT)

[simpo two]

Thanks chaps. Feel better now.

Guess I'll have to make a cardboard mock-up