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Excellent, nice Rover advert too.......!Oooh Wardell, you bitch.
"Flat" indeed. That was the A material you swine. Well done on your Tapes thing. Liked the "warranty" gag.
As a point of order, although you're a big man but you're out of shape whilst me, I do this for a living, since the "living" I make from Sniff Petrol is precisely bugger all I guess it counts as "fun" too. So there.
Richard
>> Edited by Aquadrome on Tuesday 17th August 18:12
"Flat" indeed. That was the A material you swine. Well done on your Tapes thing. Liked the "warranty" gag.
As a point of order, although you're a big man but you're out of shape whilst me, I do this for a living, since the "living" I make from Sniff Petrol is precisely bugger all I guess it counts as "fun" too. So there.
Richard
>> Edited by Aquadrome on Tuesday 17th August 18:12
Oh I don't know, I thought general Russianess would have been the obvious thing. And let's face it, Smellynski does look somewhere shy of his 13th birthday. Personally I thought the TVR thing on Sniff Petrol worked okay but the eyebrows piece was a bit silly and odd. Tch, shows how much I know.
PS I don't actually own a TVR. My Sniff Petrol link tracker thingy brought me here, rather than ownership of a fruity Blackpudlian sports car.
PPS Was the other reference you're talking about the "big man" thing? It's - rather badly - paraphrased from Get Carter.
PS I don't actually own a TVR. My Sniff Petrol link tracker thingy brought me here, rather than ownership of a fruity Blackpudlian sports car.
PPS Was the other reference you're talking about the "big man" thing? It's - rather badly - paraphrased from Get Carter.
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Oi, Wardell you old fart, I'll have you know I'm 29. 29 and a half. Nearly. Besides, any old fule can write an Evo column - as we both know - and knocking out a tatty webpage a month isn't that difficult, regardless of your age. But owning a car company when you're in your 20s, that's an entirely different kettle of ball games.
I've heard that Nik Smelly is a bit of a tough cookie but in my book that makes it even funnier to portray him as some excitable pre-teen. Watch out for The Sekrit Diary of Nikolai Smolenski (age 12 1/2) on Sniff Petrol soon...
Satirical car show pitch to Channel 4? Don't remember that. Spotted ability early? Not as early as Mr Couchman, headmaster of Gorsey Bank Primary School. When I was six he awarded me second prize in the annual design a Christmas card competition. I won 50p. That's talent spotting for you.
Richard
PS Have you just compared yourself to LJK Setright? Were you at the single malt last night?
I've heard that Nik Smelly is a bit of a tough cookie but in my book that makes it even funnier to portray him as some excitable pre-teen. Watch out for The Sekrit Diary of Nikolai Smolenski (age 12 1/2) on Sniff Petrol soon...
Satirical car show pitch to Channel 4? Don't remember that. Spotted ability early? Not as early as Mr Couchman, headmaster of Gorsey Bank Primary School. When I was six he awarded me second prize in the annual design a Christmas card competition. I won 50p. That's talent spotting for you.
Richard
PS Have you just compared yourself to LJK Setright? Were you at the single malt last night?
los Angeles said:
Jees guys this thread had me in hysterics, it's funnier than the sniff petrol page.
Anyways, don't let me stop you slugging it out on this thread. Ding, ding, round ???? 6?
Thanks, Max-Thrust. I'm having fun too, only it's kinda awkward boxing and gripping a zimmer simultaneously.
"zimmer" is that your nickname for it. Don't grip it too hard is my advice, if you do then have some kleenex handy!
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