Sex in your S?
Sex in your S?
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kentishS2

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1,354 posts

262 months

Tuesday 24th August 2004
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Just reading on another PH forum about the difficulties of carnal pleasures in an Elise.

I've not tried in the S but is it possible, I guess if you can do it in an Elise then you must be able to in an S?

At least we all have seats that you can wipe clean after!

I bet Wildfire and his young lady can give us some tips!

>>> Edited by kentishS2 on Tuesday 24th August 16:50

tvrgit

8,483 posts

275 months

Tuesday 24th August 2004
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puh-lease!

WildfireS3

9,919 posts

275 months

Tuesday 24th August 2004
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Strangely enough, just been mailed this by a friend. Always good to make sure you wash your car!!



Anyhow, she's only a year younger than me!

ukbob

16,277 posts

288 months

Tuesday 24th August 2004
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I have sex with my car every time I drive it, but recon im too 'big' to get it on with the gurl in my S

crossle

1,520 posts

274 months

Tuesday 24th August 2004
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The day I brought my S home for the first time, my high spirited and lovely next door neighbour took one look at it and said, "Wow, that's gorgeous, but can you sh*g in it?" She then jumped straight in and tried various positions (alone!), until she was facing backwards, kneeling on the transmission tunnel and holding on to the folded down roof, and declared, "Well you could just about, but you'd need to be brave!"
Anyone tried?

swindorski46

1,017 posts

306 months

Tuesday 24th August 2004
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My old S2 used to belong to James Hewitt at the time he was seeing Princess Diana.
(Allegedly she actually bought it for him)

I always wondered if it was worth having the interior DNA tested........

Johan G

196 posts

284 months

Wednesday 25th August 2004
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Are you serious Kentish???
Bet you've been sniffing carb cleaner.

Well, I have not tried it and not even thought about it, until now atleast.

\ Johan

Tripps

5,814 posts

295 months

Wednesday 25th August 2004
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I always thought the point of having a decent car was to obtain classy enough girls who have their own apartments for horizontal olympics, rather than slum it in your car.

Where-as those "ladies" inclined to hang around with Nova drivers are quite happy for a back-seat ride.

I think someone at TVR realised any kind of sex would make driving dangerous, hence the high transmission tunnel to limit any en-route antics

kentishS2

Original Poster:

1,354 posts

262 months

Wednesday 25th August 2004
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A few years ago I read about this fella who had an obsession with his Rover Metro and was placing parts of his anatomy up the exhaust to satisfy his attraction to his Metro. It may have been in the news of the world or some other similar quality tabloid.

He apparently went for counselling where they placed a photo of said Metro in his “free” hand whilst he performed with the other and at the last moment they swapped the photo for one of an attractive nude model to encourage him into a normal pattern of behaviour. Personally I just think he must have been a sad and lonely w*nker!

Tripps

5,814 posts

295 months

Wednesday 25th August 2004
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kentishS2 said:
A few years ago I read about this fella who had an obsession with his Rover Metro and was placing parts of his anatomy up the exhaust to satisfy his attraction to his Metro. It may have been in the news of the world or some other similar quality tabloid.

He apparently went for counselling where they placed a photo of said Metro in his “free” hand whilst he performed with the other and at the last moment they swapped the photo for one of an attractive nude model to encourage him into a normal pattern of behaviour. Personally I just think he must have been a sad and lonely w*nker!
Mmm Metros

kentishS2

Original Poster:

1,354 posts

262 months

Wednesday 25th August 2004
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Tripps said:

kentishS2 said:
A few years ago I read about this fella who had an obsession with his Rover Metro and was placing parts of his anatomy up the exhaust to satisfy his attraction to his Metro. It may have been in the news of the world or some other similar quality tabloid.

He apparently went for counselling where they placed a photo of said Metro in his “free” hand whilst he performed with the other and at the last moment they swapped the photo for one of an attractive nude model to encourage him into a normal pattern of behaviour. Personally I just think he must have been a sad and lonely w*nker!

Mmm Metros



Rob, are you some kind of pervert!

But isn't that an S in your profile??

A secret hankering for Metros ....got to be a pervert!

Tripps

5,814 posts

295 months

Wednesday 25th August 2004
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kentishS2 said:

Tripps said:
Mmm Metros
Rob, are you some kind of pervert!

But isn't that an S in your profile??

A secret hankering for Metros ....got to be a pervert!
Damn - I said it out loud!

Nah, hape the bloody things - but I did pass my test in one...

WildfireS3

9,919 posts

275 months

Wednesday 25th August 2004
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Metro - Mobile Mini repair box.

Wacky Racer

40,673 posts

270 months

Wednesday 25th August 2004
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If you can manage it in the passenger seat of a Morgan plus 8 you can do it anywhere........