That Time of the Year T Leafs About

[Alan Whitaker]

Hi All.
Went down to the shop last night and some Bast~~r has had it away with 3 drills, nothing else but 3 drills that were FU~~ed. They broke a window 12" X 15" to get in, we think it was kids. I had some ply in the van for Monday so ended up spending 3 hours making it safe, found a piece of fencing to temp secure the other windows.
Going out this morning to get a video kit with a internet dongle.

4 sheets of 3/4" ply



window cleaner is going to have a hell of a time cleaning these




Alan

[chiefyo]

Better still get an electric fence unit and connect it to that mesh

[Alan Whitaker]

Got 4 of these for the outside

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/111760079319?_trksid=p20...

Just need to keep checking for blood

Alan

[glenrobbo]

Bds! I'm surprised they didn't nick your hoverbox Alan! That's probably what tempted them in the first place, seeing as all the hoverboards have been withdrawn from sale. And they are only segways with the handles removed, they don't actually hover.

Was it a project you've been keeping under wraps? Great Scott!

Edited by glenrobbo on Saturday 19th December 09:29

[v8s4me]

Got any bits of ply left? Got any 3" nails lying around? You know what to do

[glenrobbo]

Carpet gripper is quite good

[Alan Whitaker]

Think the razor wire might keep them out

[glenrobbo]

The best way would be to surround their homes with the stuff! Just need to find out where they live!

[Alan Whitaker]

We know who it is but it's catching them doing it

Alan

[v8s4me]

How about putting the razor wire under the windows, on the inside, in the dark? Then just let A&E deal with them.

[glenrobbo]

First rule of security:
Secure your perimeter.


Yes, strict border control.

Edited by glenrobbo on Saturday 19th December 11:09

[magpies]

sorry for your loss


good idea of keeping the broken stuff out on show while hiding the good stuff locked away


well place razor wire works wonders

[v8s4me]

Scene 1: Early hours of the morning, Alan's garage.

Scene 2: A&E.some time later:
Nurse: Well young man, how did you get these lacerations?
TPB: fell over, didn I?
Nurse: You must have fallen on some very sharp things.
TPB: grunts in response.
Nurse: Oh well, if you can’t be sure what it was we’d better give you a tetanus injection and another to protect you from Staphylococcus. Drop your pants and roll over. This is going to hurt you a lot more than it will me.

[Top Gear TVR]

truth of the matter can be: you get police interest for lacerations caused by 'crime prevention measures'.

the trick is to be less attractive an opportunity than your neighbours.

[Alan Whitaker]

Well got the video and recorder up and running, Just need a 3 G dongle to relay to ipad and email, can view from home and look over Christmas.


Her in doors can watch me as well, O! bugger not thought of that


Alan

[glenrobbo]

Alan, I can's see any Christmas decorations up yet.

Like razor wire with tinsel on?

[Alan Whitaker]

Good one glen, now thinking about the tinsel on the wire

Alan
chestnuts roasting on an open fire, tinsel flapping on the razor wire, sounds like a Christmas song

Edited by Alan Whitaker on Sunday 20th December 14:32

[v8s4me]

Nice tech. Now you can watch the little buggers looking around your workshop, but...

glenrobbo said:

First rule of security: Secure your perimeter...

Razor wire rules, The walls at my old junior school were topped with broken glass in mortar. I was never sure whether that was to keep people out or keep us in