What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

[Beemer-5]

Outlaws are wanted!

[Beemer-5]

Coat on!

[Ordinary Bloke]

My inlaws don't wear black cowboy hats. As far as I know...

[Fort Jefferson]

I have the best mother in-law in the world.

[Glassman]

One rides a horse and the other is a horse.

[Beemer-5]

I took the mother-in-law shopping, last week.
At the butcher's shop, she said, "is that a pig's head?"

I said, no it's the mirror ya fool!