Anybody got a bike trailer I could borrow for a day...

[jock mcsporran]

.... later in the month?

I appear to have bought a bike and will need to go and collect it.

(by bike I mean motorbike)

[JimbobVFR]

I prefer using a van so you could hire a transit.

In a van if a strap comes loose the bike falls over, on a trailer it might be a bit worse.