Urgent help in Edinburgh please

[General Madness]

Good afternoon all.

Lovely Sunday here in Edinburgh.

It turns out 1 of or all of my 3 cats have decided to use our couch to piss all over.
It's just a basic folding sofa bed, 2 seater.

I need to get rid of this today as we have a 4 week old baby in the house, will sort a replacement when I can.

I do not wish to just dump it out on the street so my only options are cut it up and bin it in the communial street bins or have it removed and taken to the dump.

Does anybody have any other suggestions or are able to help?

I have no access to a suitable sized estate car or van.

Cheers

Dave

[madmax666]

Break it up till it fits in the car then take to the dump?

[General Madness]

I would but think it would be a couple of trips, it's a Clio 172.

Will also be closed today, I think.

[ModernAndy]

Do you have a garden to put it in? The council will uplift for free when they can get a couple of guys round

[gogsboy]

General Madness said:

Does anybody have any other suggestions

Kill the cats

[Robert Burns]

Tell the misses that its either you or the cats

[General Madness]

Haha she would choose the cats!

It's sorted now. Got all manly with a hammer and Stanley knife and got it in the car to the recycling centre.

Cheers for the suggestions.