Silver Fiesta - Glasgow
Discussion
If anyone knows of a young blond girl, with a silver Mk5 Fiesta, who was in St Vincent St westbound tonight about 17.30, could they maybe pass on some helpful info.
1) Driving holding your phone like a refugee from the Apprentice and yacking away whilst having NO hands on the wheel for over 200yds is NOT COOL!
2) Picking your nose and wiping over your face (yuck!)is even more NOT COOL!
My daughter thought I was winding her up until she saw her doing it again.
Hopefully the dumb bint didn't run into the back of someone, she would probably have stuck to the dashboard.......
1) Driving holding your phone like a refugee from the Apprentice and yacking away whilst having NO hands on the wheel for over 200yds is NOT COOL!

2) Picking your nose and wiping over your face (yuck!)is even more NOT COOL!
My daughter thought I was winding her up until she saw her doing it again.Hopefully the dumb bint didn't run into the back of someone, she would probably have stuck to the dashboard.......
simoid said:
Slightly confused as to how these people hold mobiles, can someone explain/show? 
Hold right hand out, with mobile held horizontally , pinched, between middle finger and thumb.
Grin stupidly, whilst preening hair with left hand and talk in general direction of phone, whilst giving phone frequent adoring glances.
DO NOT, ON ANY ACCOUNT, TOUCH STEERING WHEEL!!!
Occasionally pull snot out of nose, and wipe across face.

If you can do this, you have mastered her style.....
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