Silver Fiesta - Glasgow
Silver Fiesta - Glasgow
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munroman

Original Poster:

1,906 posts

212 months

Monday 27th January 2014
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If anyone knows of a young blond girl, with a silver Mk5 Fiesta, who was in St Vincent St westbound tonight about 17.30, could they maybe pass on some helpful info.

1) Driving holding your phone like a refugee from the Apprentice and yacking away whilst having NO hands on the wheel for over 200yds is NOT COOL!mad

2) Picking your nose and wiping over your face (yuck!)is even more NOT COOL!vomit My daughter thought I was winding her up until she saw her doing it again.

Hopefully the dumb bint didn't run into the back of someone, she would probably have stuck to the dashboard.......


Robert Burns

914 posts

197 months

Tuesday 28th January 2014
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I don't understand this way of holding a phone. They have a bag under the same arm but the phone must be out even when not in use.

Stupid and makes them look like a bint from a tv show, total off putting when on a night. Maybr im just picky

simoid

19,774 posts

186 months

Tuesday 28th January 2014
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Slightly confused as to how these people hold mobiles, can someone explain/show? smile

stiglet

1,083 posts

262 months

Tuesday 28th January 2014
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Like this ?


munroman

Original Poster:

1,906 posts

212 months

Tuesday 28th January 2014
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simoid said:
Slightly confused as to how these people hold mobiles, can someone explain/show? smile
Hold right hand out, with mobile held horizontally , pinched, between middle finger and thumb.

Grin stupidly, whilst preening hair with left hand and talk in general direction of phone, whilst giving phone frequent adoring glances.

DO NOT, ON ANY ACCOUNT, TOUCH STEERING WHEEL!!!

Occasionally pull snot out of nose, and wipe across face.vomit

If you can do this, you have mastered her style.....

simoid

19,774 posts

186 months

Tuesday 28th January 2014
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Gotcha thumbup

rossybee

1,011 posts

285 months

Tuesday 28th January 2014
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Munch munch