For a Laugh

[Sireatalot]

Right.

Spurred on by a previous post, I reckon we ought to have a wedge related pun thread for a bit of a laugh..

Hopefully we wont exhaust them to quickly or I'll have leave and stand 'out'rigger of the building..

[stevoj]

No doubt; someone will POP UP with something to do with headlights

[rev-erend]

How about ..

His car gets towed so often - it thinks it is a boat.

Bom bom.

[Sireatalot]

Not so much a pun but there was an old Castlemaine 4X TV advert with the quote..

"Ere Snowy, I can SEAC the pub from here."

[JumboBeef]

What do The Sun readers and Wedge owners have in common?

They both expect to see topless photos of today's beauty ( .Y. )

[B@man]

Work colleague as why I was fitting an electric power steering pump...

Another answered "so he can still steer it while pushing" which was a benefit I'd not considered.

[rev-erend]

B@man said:

Work colleague as why I was fitting an electric power steering pump...

Another answered "so he can still steer it while pushing" which was a benefit I'd not considered.

Thinking along the same lines you could argue that twin exhaust means the car doubles as a wheel barrow. Perhaps more suitable to the Griffs and Chims.

[mrzigazaga]

The girlfriend ask me why i bought my Wedge so i told her.."Because it reminds me of you"..She said.."How sweet..Is that because I'm classy, Look good from any angle and still look fantastic for my age"...I said.."No..Its a money pit with a saggy arse"...

[Rockettvr]

mrzigazaga said:

The girlfriend ask me why i bought my Wedge so i told her.."Because it reminds me of you"..She said.."How sweet..Is that because I'm classy, Look good from any angle and still look fantastic for my age"...I said.."No..Its a money pit with a saggy arse"...

Or alternatively "No it's cos I get a lot of bang for my buck"

[RCK974X]

There was the wonderful "bugger" advert shown here in NZ for Toyota (mainly the Hilux), which was one of the best I have seen EVER.... I guess it must have been shown in UK, even if only on one of those "best ads" programs.

Yeah it's not quite a pun, but I keep seeing a broken down wedge with driver and passenger wandering around saying "Bugger...bugger...." and then the voice over saying something like "see much more scenery in a TVR..."

[RCK974X]

Rockettvr said:

Or alternatively "No it's cos I get a lot of bang for my buck"

In your dreams mate !!

[mrzigazaga]

Rockettvr said:

Or alternatively "No it's cos I get a lot of bang for my buck"

Or another alternative..."No..Because it drinks a lot and carries an AA card"...

[mrzigazaga]

These pop up headlights are a "Wind up".....