Making love with your wedge

[very gun metal]

Last week in the Dutch newspaper there was an article about an English bloke who makes love with his bike.When will the first Englishmen be arrested for making love with his wedge.

[L33]

It won't be me as I "play" with my wedge in the privicy of my garage so nobody can see me.

[jmorgan]

Yeah, it would be the english. Over here in Welsh Wales we are too busy going out to drive them.......

[convert]

jmorgan said:

Yeah, it would be the english. Over here in Welsh Wales we are too busy going out looking for sheep .......

Edited for accuracy

[beacon]

convert said:

jmorgan said:

Yeah, it would be the english. Over here in Welsh Wales we are too busy going out looking for sheep .......

Edited for accuracy

That'd be english accuracy then , obviously!!!

[jmorgan]

beacon said:

convert said:

jmorgan said:

Yeah, it would be the english. Over here in Welsh Wales we are too busy going out looking for sheep .......

Edited for accuracy

That'd be english accuracy then , obviously!!!

Ha! We all know the english are living proof the ancient Welsh worried sheep.

[BHardy]

Would that be the reason that my brother still drives a 350i and that I needed to switch to a 400se? And if so, why did i buy gun metals car? And what did he mean with this car being a ''used'' car??

[very gun metal]

BHardy said:

Would that be the reason that my brother still drives a 350i and that I needed to switch to a 400se? And if so, why did i buy gun metals car? And what did he mean with this car being a ''used'' car??

You can always send her home to her mother.

[adam quantrill]

Corno - would you recommend the inlet, or the exhaust? (One sucks, the other blows...)

[very gun metal]

adam quantrill said:

Corno - would you recommend the inlet, or the exhaust? (One sucks, the other blows...)

I was hoping that someone here could tell me what give me the biggest grin.