Things Lotus owners would never say

[lukedon]

1. I love how water tight my lotus is.

[Trev450]

Don't you just love em.

When I had my Esprit Turbo I think the phrase you would never have heard me say is: "God this car is really reliable".

[lukedon]

Trev450 said:

Don't you just love em.

When I had my Esprit Turbo I think the phrase you would never have heard me say is: "God this car is really reliable".

Haha, ownership does have some small downsides, but huge upsides to!

[grumpy]

2. My heater works a treat.

[andi_p]

3) My headlights are awesome.

[Davey S2]

What's HGF?

[grumpy]

What's intermediate shaft bearing failure? Oh! wait a moment...............;)

[andi_p]

These tyres stick like glue in the wet...

[Steff]

I parked my elise backwards in a hedge due to my complete lack of talent.

[otolith]

"You can tell it's a quality car by poking the dashboard plastics"

[benters]

i'll turn my Esprit into a submarine, after all its so water tight

[PHJayV8]

Q, have I ever let you down???

[lukedon]

The boot space is amazing!

[benters]

crikey, thats easy to get at and the part was so reasonable too !

[gerradiuk]

Was Lotus a partner of TVR ...

[Davey S2]

'No of course I don't work in I.T'

'Of course I have shoes other than Puma Speedcats'

[WWESTY]

"Yes of course its a PITA to get in and out of!"

[FizzysCar]

"I've never heard Lotus described as "Lots Of Trouble - Usually Serious" before....?"

[lukedon]

Davey S2 said:

'No of course I don't work in I.T'

'Of course I have shoes other than Puma Speedcats'

Damn it!!! I'm a software engineer….

[lukedon]

Radio reception is amazing