Matt Caption Competition No. 3

[luckey]

Notice the wet patch at his feet. Dirty BOY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mei]

Matt was using the lesser known trackday method of cooling the discs so that we didn't incur any brake fade on the last leg of the route.

(I don't know what I'm joining in for, I was wondering if we'd make it off the mountain at this point!)

[f1fx]

AND THE PORSCHE WAS NOT EVEN ON FIRE !

[w3lsh]

why buy alloy wheel cleaner when i can make my own ?

[chugger]

Who needs high octane petrol when you've got 4 Star Matt Special!?!

[gavdav]

Matt couldn't help but crack one off over the Porsche!

[turbo 5]

What do you mean there are no pie's left

[evil.soup]

"I can top up the coolant for you, but i will need a hand with this, its out of control!!"

[paul2000]

i bet he drinks carlin black lable

[deefah]

well bob i did tell you your wheels were dirty at cardiff matt just got to them before me

[LuS1fer]

So this is the oven is it?

[rb5_180]

Having arrived at a secluded car park, Matt misunderstands what dogging is all about

[paul2000]

fed up with this buy a dip stick

[discostu]

Matt thought to himself "If i stand by this nice, shiney, expensive Porsche it might make my jacket look good"

[bean455]

{Can I reach it from here?}

[atomfun]

Matt found the hair around the filler cap irresistible!

[Dominitry]

"Any holes a goal" Says Matt.