TVRs Dildo

[glow worm]

I heard yesterday that as one of NS's mechandising items was a TVR Dildo complete with presentation/carrying case, it was to be presented to female customers.

Am pretty sure it wasn't a wind up..'cos I checked with another source.

No wonder TVR went under...just about sums it up in my opinion....Very sad.

PS If anyone has one...I'd like to buy it as a collectors item...NOT FOR PERSONAL USE.

Edited by glow worm on Friday 19th March 19:58

[Don1]

Can you imagine the noise it would make?

[slideways]

Don1 said:

Can you imagine the noise it would make?

A v8 powered dildo sounds like something top gear would knock up

[Dave_M]

Is it a straight 6?

[Cartard]

glow worm said:

I heard yesterday that as one of NS's mechandising items was a TVR Dildo complete with presentation/carrying case, it was to be presented to female customers.

Am pretty sure it wasn't a wind up..

Usually they have batteries.

[slideways]

Dave_M said:

Is it a straight 6?

at least you dont have to worry about a blown head gasket

[Boosted LS1]

Don1 said:

Can you imagine the noise it would make?

Bang clatter cough.

[glow worm]

I don't think it was meant to be used on the exhaust

[SP6 Animal]

Dave_M said:

Is it a straight 6?

No dave it's straight up mate.

[Dave_M]

SP6 Animal said:

Dave_M said:

Is it a straight 6?

No dave it's straight up mate.

You may be right!

I also suspect that Glow Worm may be wrong and they can be used on exhausts too (whatever they are cos naturally I don't know).

Edited by Dave_M on Friday 19th March 20:27

[Boosted LS1]

Does it have engraved on the sides, TVR on the budget version? TREVOR for those with a bit more need and TREVOR, VIC & RON for the big spenders?

Which cars would you match those up to?

[Dave_M]

I bet the Speed 12 would be popular!!!

[glow worm]

Maybe I got the version for the more confident lady owner .

[Dave_M]

Looks like a remote in the background too!

[spend]

Maybe he got the wrong idea about complaints with the finger followers ?

[Zippee]

It was so he could rightly tell them to go screw themselves if they complained about the companies service.

[Pupp]

spend said:

Maybe he got the wrong idea about complaints with the finger followers ?

And, developing that theme, chocolate finger followers takes on a new connotation...

[roysum]

i'll have one for the missus, as long as it's not longer than 7" !!

[450Nick]

Me too! Where can we get hold of these?! It's her birthday soon and that would be a hilarious present!

[deevlash]

Orgasmic Living!