My friends always say...

[gforceg]

if you have nothing nice to say, say nothing.

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1147565

[cayman-black]

Nice.......

[Cylon2007]

I'm saying nowt.............

[Blib]

Or.....

Does it need to be said?
Does it need to be said now?
Does it need to be said now, by me?

[Monkeylegend]

All that glitters.....

[eldar]

£67,000. Gold or pyrite?

[General Price]

Unless it's a strange reflection,the bottom of the wing door and sill don't look perfect.

[eldar]

General Price said:

Unless it's a strange reflection,the bottom of the wing door and sill don't look perfect.

Looks like pop rivets or missing trim and a touch of isopon.

[Zener]

All that glitters is not gold

[GadgeS3C]

Shiny thing.

[Smoggy XJR]

Would this be the seller?

[williamp]

Left hand drive, small engine, taxi spec. I think ill pass...

[texaxile]

In Bulgaria, so I would assume it comes with several hectares of land, a castle, fully stocked vintage wine cellar and a harem for that price.

[a8hex]

It seems to be be riding rather high, the taxi driver in the village I used to live in had one (not golden) which had be originally been exported to somewhere in Africa before ending up in the UK, he said they could be ordered with the suspension beefed up and raised to cope with less than perfect roads ... like modern day UK I suppose.

[J__Wood]

My friend always says "You can't polish a turd but you can roll it in glitter", he may own this car?

[Escort3500]

Comedy gold. Literally.

[Riley Blue]

Zener said:

All that glitters is not gold

Strictly 'glisters' not 'glitters' ('The Merchant of Venice' by some bloke called Shakespeare). Either way, it's definitely true in this case.