Ted's best padlock lines
Discussion
Do we really have to have such crap threads as this on here?" 
pug406 said:
Ah, but this is The Pie & Piston - A virtual Pub (with Virtual Beer), ERGO, blokes talk about all sorts of B0ll0x in a pub. Why should this be different?
As landlord of this establishment I don't want my prosperous and genteel clientele to be replaced by a load of chavs effing and blinding and fighting.
Mince pie anyone?
PetrolTed said:
Mungo, whilst your views on this matter hold little interest for me, perhaps I should point out the greater issues at work in this respect. Thanks to hundreds of posts about Nothing in particular other than "my mate Emma uses too much bogroll", "I'm pissed", "I've just beaten up a ten foot gorilla because I'm a saint" there are many patrons of this site who believe that General Gassing is merely inhabited by two hormonal schoolboys, three teenage girls and a pyschiatric patient pretending to be 13 people.
as a result, discussions will emerge elsewhere in a rational and sensible manner. I would therefore ask that you keep your opinion on this matter to
yourself, put on your dressing gown and go karate chop some carrots to vent your aggression as it has
No place on here.
Still the best padlock and put down in PH history...
Ted went through a purple patch in the summer of 2003. There's a thread there that collects a few of them.
I'm just too lazy to give link.
I got bored, so here you go:
Bow to the mighty Ted
>> Edited by V8 Archie on Thursday 23 December 01:19
I'm just too lazy to give link.
I got bored, so here you go:
Bow to the mighty Ted
>> Edited by V8 Archie on Thursday 23 December 01:19
flasher said:
PetrolTed said:
Mungo, whilst your views on this matter hold little interest for me, perhaps I should point out the greater issues at work in this respect. Thanks to hundreds of posts about Nothing in particular other than "my mate Emma uses too much bogroll", "I'm pissed", "I've just beaten up a ten foot gorilla because I'm a saint" there are many patrons of this site who believe that General Gassing is merely inhabited by two hormonal schoolboys, three teenage girls and a pyschiatric patient pretending to be 13 people.
as a result, discussions will emerge elsewhere in a rational and sensible manner. I would therefore ask that you keep your opinion on this matter to
yourself, put on your dressing gown and go karate chop some carrots to vent your aggression as it has
No place on here.
That is brilliant.
Still the best padlock and put down in PH history...
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