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imperialism2024

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279 months

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C C

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Saturday 15th January 2005
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New Roll on Roll off service introduced at Dun Laoghaire

C C

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Electrically powered cars not a practical as first believed.

goo-goo-gjoob

812 posts

278 months

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After the car was left suspended they decided to practice walking the tight rope.

mechsympathy

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Coco soon realised that his new act needed work.



>>>Damn, spent tooo long thinking

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goo-goo-gjoob

812 posts

278 months

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Any tugboats handy?

mrmaggit

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271 months

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The first officer realised that shout of "look at the tits on that girl off the starboard quarter", would have been better if the PA button hadn't have been pressed.

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>> Edited by mrmaggit on Saturday 15th January 08:45

71notout

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260 months

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Could Michelle McManus please move to the centre of the cafeteria please.

followsw

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273 months

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[quote=mechsympathy]
Doubts raised about new drive by wire.

lightningghost

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272 months

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1st picture: "Oh bugger..."


2nd Picture: "Oh bugger..."



lightningghost

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71notout said:


Could Michelle McManus please move to the centre of the cafeteria please.



OOOOOO, harsh. But GREAT!

tubbystu

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283 months

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mrmaggit said:



The first officer realised that shout of "look at the tits on that girl off the starboard quarter", would have been better if the PA button hadn't have been pressed.


>> Edited by mrmaggit on Saturday 15th January 08:45


Coffee in keyboard & ROFPMSL

turbobloke

115,730 posts

283 months

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Captain I think we got a flat, front offside...

turbobloke

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Hi, AA? I got some wire caught up in a wheel...

tycho

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Saturday 15th January 2005
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imperialism2024 said:




Celebrity Fat Club quickly realised that they shouldn't do laps of the ship at the same time.

v8thunder

27,647 posts

281 months

Saturday 15th January 2005
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Following the trains, Branson's 'Pendolino' high-speed ferries were obviously not as stable a concept as first thought out.



The tests on GM's experimental flying car were brought to an abrupt halt when Maureen stalled whilst mis-slotting 3rd.

Mr E

22,708 posts

282 months

Saturday 15th January 2005
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I knew we shouln't have named her "New Titanic"



Marty: "But Doc, there was a freeway here in 1980"

fugatso

563 posts

255 months

Saturday 15th January 2005
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imperialism2024 said:

You're allright! You're alright! Keep it coming! Oh f**k

Newsflash.. Londoners go to any lengths to avoid congestion charging

love machine

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258 months

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The Dukes of Hazzard resent the recent fashion in diesels

Pot Bellied Fool

2,244 posts

260 months

Saturday 15th January 2005
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This is a passenger announcement. Would Passenger Prescott please return to his midship cabin immediately.

Thank You.