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zcacogp

Original Poster:

11,239 posts

272 months

Friday 21st January 2005
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Work-safe, but an .... interesting read.

(Sent to me by a "Friend".)

www.nvnews.net/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=43298&;page=1&pp=15


Oli.

VTEC_DOHC

2,457 posts

273 months

Friday 21st January 2005
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Sounds like his card got a bit ship-wrecked.

animal

5,661 posts

296 months

Friday 21st January 2005
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"Seminary fluid"

Was he a priest in training?

meeja

8,290 posts

276 months

Friday 21st January 2005
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In another forum Rollo said:

It clearly states in your warranty : "Coverage does NOT include damage caused sticky jism, cavity insertion, or proximity to electical sexual devices, and/or gerbils".

So I think you're screwed.

mutt k

3,964 posts

266 months

Friday 21st January 2005
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Isn't it cute how they all include the spec for their pc at the bottom of their posts

lunarscope

2,901 posts

270 months

Friday 21st January 2005
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mutt k said:
Isn't it cute how they all include the spec for their pc at the bottom of their posts

Pretty sad I reckon.


Mercedes 380SLC, 3.8 litre V8, 217bhp.
CI Carioca 50 motorhome, 2.0 litre diesel, 90bhp.
Ford Escort 1.8LX 1.8 litre, 90bhp.
Vauxhall Calibra 16v, 2.0 litre, 150bhp.

Buffalo

5,481 posts

282 months

Friday 21st January 2005
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someone said:

When does it become a good idea to jerk it midway through putting the computer back together? Couldn't hold off a few more minutes to get that video card put in and the case all closed up, huh?


My thoughts exactly - i could think of more erotic activities than re-building a computer...!

pdV6

16,442 posts

289 months

Friday 21st January 2005
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mutt k said:
Isn't it cute how they all include the spec for their pc at the bottom of their posts
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97 911 993 Arctic silver C2
Mini Cooper
Volvo 850T5 estate






{edit:} too slow

>> Edited by pdV6 on Friday 21st January 14:27

motco

17,545 posts

274 months

Friday 21st January 2005
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I like zyklon69's avatar! It takes a second to see what it really is.

mutt k

3,964 posts

266 months

Friday 21st January 2005
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pdV6 said:

mutt k said:
Isn't it cute how they all include the spec for their pc at the bottom of their posts
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97 911 993 Arctic silver C2
Mini Cooper
Volvo 850T5 estate







{edit:} too slow

>> Edited by pdV6 on Friday 21st January 14:27


Touche!

sadako

7,080 posts

266 months

Friday 21st January 2005
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Just a forum signature thing, on a computer forum you put ystem information there, on a gaming forum you put character information/levels etc... We'd probably do the same thing if PH supported signatures.

Another good thing that ends up in forum signatures are funny quotes. I'd love to see what people here would do with forum avatars too...

>> Edited by sadako on Friday 21st January 22:44

Chav

7,585 posts

278 months

Friday 21st January 2005
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I remember reading about that a while back. Would love to hear the follow up story.

towman

14,938 posts

267 months

Friday 21st January 2005
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Wonder how many smegs of memory he has?

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

283 months

Saturday 22nd January 2005
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Poor lad was mistaking memory for mammary....