Stupid lyrics.......
Discussion
Listening to Radio 2 I heard one of the most stupid lyrics in a song. (Doesn't quite beat Desreé)
They were from a song by Carly Simon - "Coming around again" and it goes (and keep in mind its a love song):
Pay the grocer - what a crap way to start a love song!
You fix the toaster - eh!? Did you jam a croissant in there?
You kiss the host goodbye - Kissing! First relation to love!
Then you break a window - Pissed off more like
Burn the soufflé - Crap cook
Scream the lullaby - Bad singer.
What the heck is she on about!? Maybe this is why men don't understand women. What's fixing a toaster got to do about so called believing in love!!?!?!? What goes through their heads!?
They were from a song by Carly Simon - "Coming around again" and it goes (and keep in mind its a love song):
Pay the grocer - what a crap way to start a love song!
You fix the toaster - eh!? Did you jam a croissant in there?
You kiss the host goodbye - Kissing! First relation to love!
Then you break a window - Pissed off more like
Burn the soufflé - Crap cook
Scream the lullaby - Bad singer.
What the heck is she on about!? Maybe this is why men don't understand women. What's fixing a toaster got to do about so called believing in love!!?!?!? What goes through their heads!?
birdbrain said:
Errr... what does the lyrics to a song that's more than 20 years old have to do with what's going on in women's heads? You might as well ask the same thing about Robbie Williams lyrics!
They were written by a woman (Carly Simon)! Plus what difference does it make if the song was written 20 years ago? (And the last time I read, I'm sure Robbie W was a bloke....)
What do you do with bread???
Beat these.......
Beatles's Lyrics - "I Am The Walrus"
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I’m crying.
Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob.
Mister city policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row.
See how they fly like lucy in the sky, see how they run.
I’m crying, I’m crying.
I’m crying, I’m crying.
Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog’s eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob.
Sitting in an english garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don’t come, you get a tan
From standing in the english rain.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob g’goo goo g’joob.
Expert textpert choking smokers,
Don’t you thing the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty,
See how they snied.
I’m crying.
Semolina pilchard, climbing up the eiffel tower.
Elementary penguin singing hari krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking edgar allan poe.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob g’goo goo g’joob.
Goo goo g’joob g’goo goo g’joob g’goo.
Beatles's Lyrics - "I Am The Walrus"
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I’m crying.
Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob.
Mister city policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row.
See how they fly like lucy in the sky, see how they run.
I’m crying, I’m crying.
I’m crying, I’m crying.
Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog’s eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob.
Sitting in an english garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don’t come, you get a tan
From standing in the english rain.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob g’goo goo g’joob.
Expert textpert choking smokers,
Don’t you thing the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty,
See how they snied.
I’m crying.
Semolina pilchard, climbing up the eiffel tower.
Elementary penguin singing hari krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking edgar allan poe.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob g’goo goo g’joob.
Goo goo g’joob g’goo goo g’joob g’goo.
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