B&Q and yachting

[simpo two]

(Sorry if this has been posted before)

Copy of e-mail received by B&Q customer services:


Dear Sir/Madam

My congratulations to you on getting a yacht to leave the UK on 28th November 2004, sail 27,354 miles around the world and arrive back 72 days later.

Could you please let me know when the kitchen I ordered 96 days ago will be arriving from your warehouse 13 miles away?

Yours Sincerley
John Roberts

[vixpy1]

Sorry, been done Simpo!

[simpo two]

vixpy1 said:

Sorry, been done Simpo!

Arse. Must try harder.

[planetdave]

was there a simpo one?

[simpo two]

planetdave said:

was there a simpo one?

Yes, quantum evolution. Three is in research.

[planetdave]

Yes

errrrr......right.

[jamesc]

A British company supporting a British woman in a British yacht! Anyone who doubted Ellen's achievement should try themselves.

Well done B & Q!

>> Edited by jamesc on Friday 11th February 17:58