Women - know your limits!
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simpo two

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91,371 posts

288 months

Monday 14th February 2005
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I went round to see a female friend's new Peugeot 206 Cabriolet today. The demo went fine - hood went up and down very nicely.

Then she pointed in the direction of the wheels and said happily 'Look - low inflation tyres!'



Cute really

beanbag

7,346 posts

264 months

Monday 14th February 2005
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you, my dear sir, are a brave man posting this......

sadako

7,080 posts

261 months

Monday 14th February 2005
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Dont get it... My skill is not enough...

munter

31,330 posts

264 months

Monday 14th February 2005
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I presume she'd heard "low profile" mentioned at some point....not knowing what that ment her brain substituted air pressure. Oh dear.

I hope you put her right!

speedtwelve

3,534 posts

296 months

Monday 14th February 2005
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Lol! "Women-Know your limits!"

"Look at this car; a beauty, isn't she...She's got years of motoring ahead of her. But what's this? A woman's getting in one side...The driver's side. The wrong side."

Ages since I saw that...

ST

Mr E

22,718 posts

282 months

Monday 14th February 2005
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speedtwelve said:

"Look at this car; a beauty, isn't she...She's got years of motoring ahead of her. But what's this? A woman's getting in one side...The driver's side. The wrong side."


Well, I don't know much about politics, but I think kittens are quite cute.

love machine

7,609 posts

258 months

Monday 14th February 2005
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I've been having correspondence with a nice bird who enjoys surfing, when I mentioned about having a Rally Mini, the conversation degenerated into a discussion about what the gear ratios were Nice!

JustTheTip

1,035 posts

259 months

Monday 14th February 2005
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Probably a fella pretending to be a chick to groom you, LM!

love machine

7,609 posts

258 months

Monday 14th February 2005
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JustTheTip said:
Probably a fella pretending to be a chick to groom you, LM!




I thought that but I used my cunning and knowledge of all things horsey to get a date I am such a love rat She is definately female, but I will inspect her genitalia carefully to look for signs of tampering!

>> Edited by love machine on Monday 14th February 13:39

Dakkon

7,829 posts

276 months

Monday 14th February 2005
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JustTheTip said:
Probably a fella pretending to be a chick to groom you, LM!



Vixpy is on the prowl

groucho

12,134 posts

269 months

Monday 14th February 2005
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How does it go? fluffy kittens and knitting, great sketches.

simpo two

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91,371 posts

288 months

Monday 14th February 2005
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love machine said:

JustTheTip said:
Probably a fella pretending to be a chick to groom you, LM!

I thought that but I used my cunning and knowledge of all things horsey to get a date

Groom - horse - there's a joke there somewhere...

BliarOut

72,863 posts

262 months

Monday 14th February 2005
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Oh no, she's going to drive it

Balmoral Green

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271 months

Monday 14th February 2005
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LongQ

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256 months

Monday 14th February 2005
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simpo two said:
Then she pointed in the direction of the wheels and said happily 'Look - low inflation tyres!'


Are you sure she was not simply suggesting that a pneumatic check was required because she was feeling it a bit soft and wobbly at the front?

After all there seem to be plenty of cars driving around with low inflation tyres these days ...

... off to get some sustenance and find me hat and coat.