Have I got Milk?

[Hoppy2008]

I've been taking milk from my office fridge without paying for it.

What should I do?

[chunkymonkey71]

Report yourself to the authorities at the soonest possible opportunity.

You horrible milk thief.

[Crimson Tide]

Make cheese. It's the perfect crime.

[SpydieNut]

it'll leave a sour taste in your mouth

and the boss will get you for skimming the profits.

BTW - don't milk selmahoos' topic (i said topic, damnit)

[The Black Flash]

SpydieNut said:

it'll leave a sour taste in your mouth

ETA - boss'll get you for skimming the profits.

FETA - don't milk selmehoos' topic (i said topic, damnit)

Edited by SpydieNut on Thursday 12th February 14:42

FETA

[escargot]

Throw yourself into the path of an oncoming train. Thief.

[OJ]

People like you make my blood curdle

Please stop making these threads so easy for crap puns, I can't help myself and I'm beginning to lose self respect

[Hoppy2008]

OJ said:

People like you make my blood curdle

Please stop making these threads so easy for crap puns, I can't help myself and I'm beginning to lose self respect

tbh you are starting to grate on me too.

[Crimson Tide]

That pun only works if the milk has become cheese! I'm board.

[SpydieNut]

we're not all as mature as you

[M3CHA-MONK3Y]

Stop with the milk jokes, I'm starting to cream myself!

[fido]

I'm splitting my sides .. this thread is whey too funny. Btw - as long as you don't have receipts for said milk it's all sweet - you owe nothing.

Edited by fido on Thursday 12th February 14:59

[Fetchez la vache]

You do know it's breast milk, yes?

[lunarscope]

Hoppy2008 said:

I've been taking milk from my office fridge without paying for it.

What should I do?

Not a problem.
Now, if you were helping yourself to some office 'bitty', that would be a different matter.

[SpydieNut]

i think the fridge would resent that

she's not *so* large and, really, it's not her fault she's lactating.

[Hoppy2008]

OK OK, I think this has gone far enough.
Lets try and brie adults about this.

[AJS-]

How dairy steal milk? It's udderly contemptible.