Once upon a time....

[PD9]

Once upon a time....

[MK4 Slowride]

1 week easy.

[MrMoonyMan]

came a man down a track..

[silver.fox.2008]

Who had seven wives and a sack

[PD9]

One of the wives had a very big and pretty rack

[deckster]

10 minutes to lock.

[SpydieNut]

like a ship coming to dock

[MrMoonyMan]

but that didn't matter, so we'll get this story back on track..

[escargot]

Otherwise it'll be pretty cack.

[PD9]

It may be back on track, mentioning sack and cack, but what about that dock?

[MrMoonyMan]

I don't care about the dock. don't be a cock.

...she said

[Marf]

MrMoonyMan said:

I don't care about the dock. don't be a cock.

...she said

what about...

[mybrainhurts]

Another pint..

[Rude-boy]

Ma sock?

[isee]

a cock

Edited by isee on Thursday 12th March 15:35

[SpydieNut]

and a husband with a small rock

[silver.fox.2008]

f!!ck the cock, sock and lock!

What about woman with rack

[merc_man]

Without pics this thread is cack.

[TubbyRutter]

The woman with the big rack had chronic pain in her back

[MrMoonyMan]

"Shall I consider using the NHS for a breast reduction or shall I go abroad?" she asked her husband.