wife for sale

[Road Hog]

made me laugh, idea for future....?

http://news.uk.msn.com/uk/article.aspx?cp-document...

[Jasandjules]

I think the better one was the fellow selling his racing bike. Goes into loads of detail about it then says something like reason for sale "nagging wife doesn't like it". X amount for the bike or offers on the wife....

[Schmeeky]

[Jasandjules]

[Road Hog]

wifes just told me she would pick dogs over me .........

[Einion Yrth]

Road Hog said:

wifes just told me she would pick dogs over me .........

You could tell her that your predeliction for picking dogs was the reason for your relationship in the first place...... and then run.

[FlossyThePig]

Thomas Hardy did that in "The Mayor of Casterbridge" in 1886. Michael Henchard sold his wife to a sailor for 5 guineas.