Do you know what to do if someone chokes?
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A father walks into a book store with his young son. The boy is holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face.
The father realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking, shouting for help. A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar
reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and
makes her way, unhurried, across the book store.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses
violently and coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic.
Are you a doctor?"
"No," the woman replied. "Divorce attorney".
The father realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking, shouting for help. A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar
reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and
makes her way, unhurried, across the book store.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses
violently and coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic.
Are you a doctor?"
"No," the woman replied. "Divorce attorney".
or 
A woman sitting at a restaurant in McKinney,Texas suddenly began to cough while eating a giant country-fried steak.
After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress,and two cowboys at the next table turned to look at her.
" Kin yaw swaller? asked one of the cowboys.The woman signalled 'No',desperately shaking her head.
"Kin yaw breathe?" asked the other.The woman,beginning to turn a bit blue,shook her head "No."
with that,the first cowboy walked over to her,lifted up the back of her skirt,yanked down her panties, and slowly ran his tongue up and down the woman's butt crack.
This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breath again.
The cowboy slowly walked back over to his table and proudly took another drink of his Lone Star beer.
His partner said in admiration, "Yaw know, I'd heard of that there Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but I ain't never seen nobody do it."
After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress,and two cowboys at the next table turned to look at her.
" Kin yaw swaller? asked one of the cowboys.The woman signalled 'No',desperately shaking her head.
"Kin yaw breathe?" asked the other.The woman,beginning to turn a bit blue,shook her head "No."
with that,the first cowboy walked over to her,lifted up the back of her skirt,yanked down her panties, and slowly ran his tongue up and down the woman's butt crack.
This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breath again.
The cowboy slowly walked back over to his table and proudly took another drink of his Lone Star beer.
His partner said in admiration, "Yaw know, I'd heard of that there Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but I ain't never seen nobody do it."
nel said:
A woman sitting at a restaurant in McKinney,Texas suddenly began to cough while eating a giant country-fried steak.
After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress,and two cowboys at the next table turned to look at her.
" Kin yaw swaller? asked one of the cowboys.The woman signalled 'No',desperately shaking her head.
"Kin yaw breathe?" asked the other.The woman,beginning to turn a bit blue,shook her head "No."
with that,the first cowboy walked over to her,lifted up the back of her skirt,yanked down her panties, and slowly ran his tongue up and down the woman's butt crack.
This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breath again.
The cowboy slowly walked back over to his table and proudly took another drink of his Lone Star beer.
His partner said in admiration, "Yaw know, I'd heard of that there Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but I ain't never seen nobody do it."
I've actually been to Mckinney as well !!
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