Funniest thing you've read on back of van / truck?

[king arthur]

Seen today written in the dirt on the back of a Sprinter at Brent Cross, "Cleaned by the David Blunkett Valeting Company"!!

[mybrainhurts]

Safety Camera Partnership.....

[alexkp]

Saw a good one in the dirt yesterday...

"Bored trucker. Brighten up my day. Flash some leg as you pass."

Worth a try!

[mybrainhurts]

There's a purveyor of sandwiches buzzing around in a little van.

Right across the back, it says something like......


London, Paris, New York, Barnsley (mainly Barnsley)

[JonRB]

"I wish my wife was as dirty as this van".

[mybrainhurts]

BEWARE...TWAT AT WORK

[timsta]

Also available in white.

[wannanicecar]

My favourite one has to be the Sealy bed trucks with a photo of the 'Tiredness can kill, take a break' motorway sign, which has added underneath it 'Or buy a Sealy bed'

[JonRB]

timsta said:

Also available in white.

Surely that's little better than the only maginally more humour-devoid "clean me".

[pug406]

JonRB said:

"I wish my wife was as dirty as this van".

She is!

[filmidget]

JonRB said:

"I wish my wife was as dirty as this van".

Saw the same, except somebody had added underneath:

"trust me, she is"

[JonRB]

filmidget said:

Saw the same, except somebody had added underneath: "trust me, she is"

[mybrainhurts]

[alexkp]

mybrainhurts said:

Is that on Sky?

[timsta]

JonRB said:

timsta said: Also available in white. Surely that's little better than the only maginally more humour-devoid "clean me".

Yep, but I'm never behind them long enough to read anything!

[jazzybee]

anonymous said:

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Channel 987 I think

[v8thunder]

A good one overtook me on the way home last weekend:

'Chav Disposal Unit'

[bigandclever]

I once read "If you can read this some c*nts nicked my ladder" on a builders transit

[mybrainhurts]

v8thunder said:

A good one overtook me on the way home last weekend: 'Chav Disposal Unit'

OVERTOOK you.....?

[v8thunder]

mybrainhurts said:

v8thunder said: A good one overtook me on the way home last weekend: 'Chav Disposal Unit' OVERTOOK you.....?

Mum driving...