The biggest Egg ever

[UKBob]

I decided this year Id buy my girlfriend one of those gargantuan sized eggs, only to find out this afternoon they had sold out

The seem to get bigger every year The biggest Ive seen is coming up for half a metre tall (about 50cm or so?)

[neil.b]

Invest in a Shrinking Ray - then you can buy a regular sized egg and scale your girlfriend accordingly.

[superlightr]

waitrose near me has 2 left

[Fer]

I can sell you one for £500, but it may taste of caffine.

[Incorrigible]

neil.b said:

Invest in a Shrinking Ray - then you can buy a regular sized egg and scale your girlfriend accordingly.

Also has the added advantage of making your knob look bigger

[trickywoo]

Should you be encouraging the consumption of giant easter eggs?



It could happen......

[Mr E]

I bought little one a choccy easter bunny from Betties in York.

Almost 10 quid. It's 30cm high.

[neil.b]

Incorrigible said:

neil.b said: Invest in a Shrinking Ray - then you can buy a regular sized egg and scale your girlfriend accordingly. Also has the added advantage of making your knob look bigger

As long as your aim is good....

[dinkel]

www.vegrevillechamber.com/images/PysankaStory/pysanka1.jpg

www.kiwirecovery.org.nz/AboutTheBird/KiwiLifeCycle/Producinganegg.htm

[d3ano]

trickywoo said:

Should you be encouraging the consumption of giant easter eggs? It could happen......

Climb on top baaabeeee

[Nuggs]

Mr E said:

I bought little one a choccy easter bunny from Betties in York. Almost 10 quid. It's 30cm high.

Should have just stuck to the fruitcake, Mr E