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[UKBoB]

[UKBoB]

Turning their backs on the bug ridden wall, they opened their mouthes in defiance.

[Plotloss]

'We're healthy and happy and fun people to be with....no, really'

[M@H]

"New stock - Male and Female dolls available - discretely packaged for your protection"

[dodgyviper]

No-one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Well, she didn't anyway...

[DanBoy]

A couple of nutters, yesterday.

[Plotloss]

With her arm that you cant see.

Has she just stabbed him through the neck with a drill bit?

[UKBoB]

Mike enjoyed pushing a woman shaped drill through his jaw.

[UKBoB]

Dentists who turn to photography are never taken seriously.

[Scruffy]

Jenny's request on the cosmetic surgery thread for a decent tit implant had not gone quite to plan.

[crazydave]

Newly discovered Siamese Geeks joined at the cheek.

[Plotloss]

Scruffy said:

Jenny's request on the cosmetic surgery thread for a decent tit implant had not gone quite to plan.

[pzero64]

New on Bravo:

"Queer Eye For The Straight Girl".

[wedg1e]

As Vixpy1 strapped his climbing harness on, everyone was struck by the smallness of his 'package'...

[Scruffy]

Last minute competition entry wins Norma Trubshaw the chance to cosmetically assimilate Micheal Jackson into her community.
Norma (42) found the donor looking for slugs in her garage in Nebnett Thrubwell, last Wednesday.

[alexkp]

UKBoB said:

- Runner's Up in the N. Lancs Gurning Championships 2005 announce engagement.

- The casting session for Men In Black III was going better than the producers dared hope.

- Thanks to her course in self defence, Tracy was able to hold her assailant's nackers in a vice like grip.

- Couple: He alien, she bi-curious and into cross species fun wltm others with similar background/interests for discreet intergalactic games.

>> Edited by alexkp on Monday 11th April 15:17

[docevi1]

"Dan and Margot being silly"

they look very much like two people I know

>> Edited by docevi1 on Monday 11th April 15:23

[crazydave]

docevi1 said:

they look very much like the only two people I know

[docevi1]

oooo, harsh

[mybrainhurts]

docevi1 said:

oooo, harsh

Weird names....