Never mind the bollocks, here's a caption compo

[Twincam16]

The new Pope's gotta be carefult about what turns up behind him...

[DanBoy]

He really does have the eyes of a killer doesn't he.

(Not a caption - Just raising an issue).

[Mrs Fish]

I'm gonna get you suckers!

[Twincam16]

Sieg Heil!

[phatgixer]

I voz onlee a Guard at zee Contraception Kamp.

[Muncher]

Someone in the crowd asks "Does the Pope shit in the woods?"

[wolves_wanderer]

Now I hav removed ze Pole, ze French are next

[trinitycall]

The Vatican strenuously deny hand-puppet rumours.

[JonRB]

Rev 13:11: "And I beheld another beast coming up out of the earth; and he had two horns like a lamb, and he spake as a dragon."

>> Edited by JonRB on Thursday 28th April 12:52

[catretriever]

Could the owner of a heavily modified white Range Rover, registration NA51 BEN please make themselves known as it is blocking the entrance to the Basillica

[craploginname]

Is the guy behind working his eyes 'Action Man' style?

[walls]

Now say after me italienisch dumbkopf.....vorsprung durch technic!

[WingChunDave]

Paul Daniels reverted back to old habits by trying to show there was nothing up his sleeves.

[Twincam16]

WingChunDave said:

Paul Daniels reverted back to old habits by trying to show there was nothing up his sleeves.

I'd never seen the resemblance before - thanks Dave

[JonRB]

JonRB said:

Rev 13:11: "And I beheld another beast coming up out of the earth; and he had two horns like a lamb, and he spake as a dragon."

Or am I the only one who sees the horns on him?

[docevi1]

hope he never makes a Saint, otherwise BlackAdder episode one comes into force

[pesty]

wolves_wanderer said:

Now I hav removed ze Pole, ze French are next

Naughty...


funny though

[groucho]

Oh bollox, could never do that spock thing properly.

[JonRB]

"Veni, Vidi, Vichi. In Spirito Veritas. Amen".

[maxf]

Hands up who wants to do the Daz doorstep challenge.