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[UKBob]

Featuring Dave on the right, who until Saturday night, was a good friend of mine

[d3ano]

guess where them fingers on the left are going.
sorry

[alexkp]

The first casting session for "The Fabulous Baker Boys" was partly successful apart from the two male "leads."

[UKBob]

Fighting back tears, Dave secretly wished he had been born a piano.

[Plotloss]

Elaborate hat you've got there Dave...

[alexkp]

- Little did our two heroes realise just how much fun the invisible man was having...

[UKBob]

anonymous said:

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[dinkel]

"Doggy style gentleman?" Kylie whispered.

But they were very afraid and kept looking in the camera . . . "Autograph please? It's for my little boy."

[yertis]

Is that Kylie? I thought it was Pamela Stephenson.

But then I'm quite old.

[Plotloss]

It does look more like Pamela Stephenson it has to be said.

[vixpy1]

Plotloss said:

It does look more like Pamela Stephenson it has to be said.

Who?

[Plotloss]

Billy Connollys wife.

[deeen]

UKBob said:

"When I said 'Climb on my instrument'..."

[d3ano]

do they put underwear on wax model, also do they (model makers) make the genital area life like also? Or is it more like a dolphin’s nose.

[petros]

"Excuse me, do you know I've just farted?"
"You hum it love' I'll play it ."

[Cyberhuss]

Is that Kylie?!?! or just some Girl?!?

[yertis]

d3ano said:

do they put underwear on wax model?

No need...

[lotuslad]

yertis said:

d3ano said: do they put underwear on wax model? No need...

Boing!!

[UKBob]

Cyberhuss said:

Is that Kylie?!?! or just some Girl?!?

That is kylie, which is why I dont consider Dave a mate anymore

[vixpy1]

UKBob said:

Cyberhuss said: Is that Kylie?!?! or just some Girl?!? That is kylie, which is why I dont consider Dave a mate anymore

He did'nt share?