Fart food

[parrot of doom]

What do you find makes the....ahem.....slightly less than subtle aftersmells? Personally, I find pickled onions to be particularly good at keeping people at bay.

[DJ111S]

Ginger bread

[vixpy1]

Llyod grossman chilli tomato pasta sauce..

Blimey!

[NiceCupOfTea]

Sprouts.

I absolutely love sprouts anyway, my brother and I still eat as many as we can at Christmas and try to outdo each other in the farting stakes.

[Pot Bellied Fool]

Gotta be Real Ale

Quantities below a gallon don't count...