Is this child abuse?
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shirepro

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11,838 posts

266 months

Wednesday 6th July 2005
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My son, who was about 17 at the time, used my computer to log on to "faceparty". I found his profile, went to another dating site, copied a picture of a very attractive 18 year old girl and created a false 'faceparty' profile of someone who liked all the things he did and lived not oo far away. Then I logged of as 'Jessica' and contacted him and with the assitance of my daugher at Uni and her mates we had an online relationship with him for months. During this we found out that he hadn't taken hard drugs, which was reassuring. He was claiming a few things which weren't exactly true, so I challenged him to meet at the hotel where he allegedly worked. He panicked and made excuses. Jessica dumped him sensitively by just never logging on again.

Child abuse or just blody good fun

(PS he still doesn't know).


PPS as Jesica I was contacted by loads of creepy l40 year old lorry drivers who i also led a merry dance until I told them I too was a 40 year old lorry driver. They were not pleased.

slinky

15,704 posts

280 months

Wednesday 6th July 2005
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yertis

19,738 posts

297 months

Wednesday 6th July 2005
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shirepro said:
PPS as Jesica I was contacted by loads of creepy l40 year old lorry drivers...


That is the creepiest thing I've read in a long time...

brainsaw

152 posts

275 months

Wednesday 6th July 2005
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shirepro said:


Child abuse or just blody good fun



Are they mutually exclusive?!

Trooper2

6,676 posts

262 months

Wednesday 6th July 2005
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Both and damn funny!

minimax

11,985 posts

287 months

Wednesday 6th July 2005
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shirepro said:
My son, who was about 17 at the time, used my computer to log on to "faceparty". I found his profile, went to another dating site, copied a picture of a very attractive 18 year old girl and created a false 'faceparty' profile of someone who liked all the things he did and lived not oo far away. Then I logged of as 'Jessica' and contacted him and with the assitance of my daugher at Uni and her mates we had an online relationship with him for months. During this we found out that he hadn't taken hard drugs, which was reassuring. He was claiming a few things which weren't exactly true, so I challenged him to meet at the hotel where he allegedly worked. He panicked and made excuses. Jessica dumped him sensitively by just never logging on again.

Child abuse or just blody good fun

(PS he still doesn't know).


PPS as Jesica I was contacted by loads of creepy l40 year old lorry drivers who i also led a merry dance until I told them I too was a 40 year old lorry driver. They were not pleased.


fucking hell!

if my dad had done that to me I'd never have spoken to him again!

but since he didn't, it bloody funny

nice work

MrV

2,748 posts

259 months

Wednesday 6th July 2005
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Bloody good fun

Nuggs

4,640 posts

265 months

Wednesday 6th July 2005
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shirepro said:
PPS as Jesica I was contacted by loads of creepy l40 year old lorry drivers who i also led a merry dance until I told them I too was a 40 year old lorry driver. They were not pleased.

You never even replied to my emails

judas

6,244 posts

290 months

Wednesday 6th July 2005
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Quality jape sir!

Mrs Fish

30,018 posts

289 months

Wednesday 6th July 2005
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Actually revised my earlier opinion of it being hilarious, whilst initially amusing after thinking about it more and reading the other replies I agree that I hope he never finds out asit may harm your relationship with him for a long long time

>> Edited by Mrs Fish on Thursday 7th July 17:40

KingRichard

10,146 posts

263 months

Wednesday 6th July 2005
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I'm giving your son the number for the NSPCC...


After I've picked myself off the floor!

towman

14,938 posts

270 months

Wednesday 6th July 2005
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shirepro said:
I told them I too was a 40 year old lorry driver.


Cough.

vixpy1

42,699 posts

295 months

Wednesday 6th July 2005
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shirepro said:

PPS as Jesica I was contacted by loads of creepy l40 year old lorry drivers who i also led a merry dance until I told them I too was a 40 year old lorry driver. They were not pleased.


Was one called Towman by any chance?

vixpy1

42,699 posts

295 months

Wednesday 6th July 2005
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Ah.. Genius.. Just in time!

jke11y

3,200 posts

268 months

Wednesday 6th July 2005
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My little brother did similar a few months ago;

one set of photos of a random guy and a fake profile later, he was messaging his (at the time) girlfriend, and I am sure you can guess the rest! She was BUSTED!

Lois

14,706 posts

283 months

Wednesday 6th July 2005
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shirepro said:
PPS as Jesica I was contacted by loads of creepy l40 year old lorry drivers who i also led a merry dance until I told them I too was a 40 year old lorry driver. They were not pleased.


And what's wrong with being a 40 year old lorry driver??!

"Lois"
xxx


off_again

13,917 posts

265 months

Wednesday 6th July 2005
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My little boy is only 4 1/4 but developing a quite evil sense of humour (which is quite funny in a very dark way!). So I look forward to what the future will bring. I am sure that pranks such as these will be common place in the next 10-15 years......

Which is good cos they make great stories for down the pub....

barreti

6,689 posts

268 months

Wednesday 6th July 2005
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Nope, its quality sir
And it should be mandatory for every adult to cuff the little bleeders around the head if they ever get within arms distance too IMHO.

Scoobz

6,578 posts

279 months

Wednesday 6th July 2005
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Chim_Knee

12,689 posts

288 months

Wednesday 6th July 2005
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Scoobz said:
Once again you take it too far...

... and I, for one sir, congratulate you!