As you seem to like Blair caption compos so much..

[towman]

[pic]http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/04/08/blair_phone_wideweb__430x337,1.jpg[/pic]

[dilbert]

Eeeee Teeee Phooooone Hooooome.

[planetdave]

Dozen kids *check*

Make up on *check*

Kneeling to look human *check*

OK street of shame, you can take the picture now.

[JMGS4]

No NO No I'll not take a photo of you as they'll call me a paedophile as well as a liar!!!!!!

[scared but happy]

..nearly set it up. OK, Who wants happy slapping first?

>> Edited by scared but happy on Monday 25th July 07:33

[turbobloke]

And when you press this button a tame judge comes out of retirement and gets you off the hook for lying

[Kneedowndeano]

bading ding ding diiiiiiinnnnnggg bakkk booooaaaaaaaaa

Kid: Tony you don't have to make that noise you know..

[Trooper2]

The well dressed man with "Spock" ears attracted quite the crowd when he tried to use his communicator.

[Chim_Knee]

towman said:

Our glorious leader smiled bravely whilst hiding the fact that he'd trapped a bollock.

[groucho]

And this one is of me and George on the seafront.

[Lord Elmo]

" Which button do I press to answer?"

[WingChunDave]

"I'd best just call Cherie and find out which of these are my children."

[havoc]

towman said:

"So you're telling me I have to press this button to call someone, right?"

[cotty]

"and if I press this button we invade someone else"

[cotty]

"oops no thats the Big Boy Gay chatline, this is Bush's number"

[Plotloss]

'You'll have to excuse me children, I've just got a text from 'er indoors, Ewan has hit another cyclist'

[neil.b]

"Who wants to see some pictures of puppies?"

[maxf]

"Tony knelt down and prepared to be happy slapped"

"Hello? I ordered 6 boys dressed as sailers an hour ago... hold on, they're here - got to go"

[james_j]

Very soon children, in our wonderful free country, we'll be able to track your every movement with a device just like this.

[pdV6]

maxf said:

"Hello? I ordered 6 boys dressed as sailers an hour ago... hold on, they're here - got to go"